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EXPLAIN TO ME THIS, PLAYDOMINATIONS APP, WHY RICHARD I LOOK LIKE PLASTIC SANTA FROM SANTA CLAUSE 2 WITH TIM ALLEN

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Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

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when the guy in front of u buys the last apple watch in the store

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Minimal neon signs of iconic Pink Floyd symbols

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who wants to go halfsies 

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Lord Eddard of House Stark has no plans for Halloween and likes to dress up on his own, lol

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When you're Kurt Cobain af

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writing again 🎶

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i wanna be the thought that plays in your head over and over like the lyrics to your favorite song. only you’ll never get tired of me. i wanna be that same urge you get when you crave a cigarette. only i will kill you with kisses, not cancer. i wanna be that first shot of vodka you’ve had in months. only i will put butterflies in your stomach instead of burning its walls. i wanna be your bed when you come home and the day is over, you’ll be so happy to be in it. i wanna be the thing that makes you feel less sad and I wanna be the thing that makes you feel alive.

me (via wetvixen)

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Got bored and bleached my hair. Being recklessly impulsive will kill me one of these days

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I can't believe it bro my prof has an accent I have to drop the class I can't understand her bro

White people

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TFw u r stoned watching Fargo

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once the funny guy stops being funny, his friends have no use for him

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i left my fucking meds in the hotel room hundreds of miles away, im going to die this week i swear. fuck me

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dressed only in black, save for a white cigarette

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i feel you, little battery man

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Happy birthday to me! The only one who got in touch was my grandma