Chris Aster reporting from the Chaotic City. Mad Scientist Aspirant. Autofiction-sort of.
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Me when I.
Me when I grew up inside a weird Christianity-based community with strict rules and all bc my philosopher grandma wanted to see how I would develop inside that environment and try to create a person that was not bothered by existential dread plot twist it went wrong.
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My dad: You're taking so many pills, they will eventually harm your liver!
Me: If I don't take the pills I won't reach the age when that'll be an issue.
My dad:
Me:
Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
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Reset the world to 2011 so it's a fresh start I'll be 11 and I'll fix my life this time I swear
Reblog if you're hoping 2011 would be a fresh start.
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knowing about how fucked up and evil it is that ppl keep breeding scottish fold cats is a curse because like I want to tell people to make sure they know how messed up it is but also like itd be weird to go onto any post with a scottish fold and be like “btw this cat probably lives in perpetual agony” idk
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I dont know what it is about this picture of Robert Irwin holding a koala but to me it does look like the koala photoshopped Robert Irwin into the picture to make itself seem cooler
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If anyone else wants to join dont hesitate to reblog!!
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I forgor to post the new pin I bought but here it is you're welcome
#science#sciencecore#mathcore#i suppose?#mad scientist aspirant#scientist#pin#math#mathematics#trigonometry#sine
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Are they aroace?
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Reasoning: (Chemistry isn’t my thing, so you’re gonna have to bear with me here.)
Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and (more recently) Oganesson are the Noble Gases, the group of elements that occupy the Periodic Table’s rightmost column.
Why is water called H2O? Because water molecules are the product of two hydrogen atoms sharing electrons with an oxygen atom. When a chemical reaction is the result of atoms sharing electrons, it’s called a covalent bond.
The molecules that compose table salt (NaCl) are the product of a sodium atom donating one of its electrons to a chlorine atom. When a chemical reaction is the result of atoms donating electrons, it’s called an ionic bond.
Most of the elements on the Table can react with each other to form chemical compounds, either through covalent bonding or ionic bonding. The Noble Gases, however, are largely unreactive.
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Are they aroace?
🧡 💛 🤍 🩵 💙
Reasoning: (Chemistry isn’t my thing, so you’re gonna have to bear with me here.)
Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and (more recently) Oganesson are the Noble Gases, the group of elements that occupy the Periodic Table’s rightmost column.
Why is water called H2O? Because water molecules are the product of two hydrogen atoms sharing electrons with an oxygen atom. When a chemical reaction is the result of atoms sharing electrons, it’s called a covalent bond.
The molecules that compose table salt (NaCl) are the product of a sodium atom donating one of its electrons to a chlorine atom. When a chemical reaction is the result of atoms donating electrons, it’s called an ionic bond.
Most of the elements on the Table can react with each other to form chemical compounds, either through covalent bonding or ionic bonding. The Noble Gases, however, are largely unreactive.
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Me: Dying
The teacher: Guys I think you're not putting enough effort in this.
#GUYS GUYS IM DEAD#i haven't slept#The intrusive thoughts are back#My stomach is a mess and I haven't showered#I was considering the quick solution again (I won't do it is ok)#and everything itches#And I probably won't be able to meet my squish past tomorrow bc I'll be doing homework and trying to not cry#anyways#personal#rant#everything hurts#actually neurodivergent#actually autistic#fibromyalgia#the teacher is also ND and mentally ill and also he's living a crisis and apparently just lost someone so it's nothing against him#i just wish I could somehow prove I do care about this investigation#but i can't
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I wish I could fall in love with science again.
Academia has me loathing myself.
#science#personal#sciencecore#burnout#actually neurodivergent#academia#science student#not joking this time
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NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I DO NOT WANT A ROMANTIC PARTNER I WANT ANOTHER AROACE MAD SCIENTIST WHO I CAN LIVE WITH AND CUDDLE AND HAVE A SECRET LAB TOGETHER.
#rant?#science#sciencecore#scientist#aroace#triple a (aroace agender#aroace agender#mad scientist#mad scientist aspirant#labcore#also I'm 100 serious about this (except the secret lab)
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Clenching my teeth: "You're not dying. This is just a strong feeling that will vanish when you're actually dead. So take it easy"
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Ah, nothing like a panic attack at the subway to start the day ~
#buddies this is not fiction I'm out here living my worst#the subway stairs weren't working ao I was stuck for like 10 minutes trying to get out#amongst a huge multitude of people#and the ground was shaking which made me think of earthquakes which make me wonder#what would happen if the seismic alarm set off while I was there#good thing is today I see the therapist#anxiety#actually audhd#actually neurodivergent#also I think the olfactory hallucinations are back since I been feeling the smell again
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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking
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About to break the lab security measures (will commit murder in the lab).
#GUYS THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR#i did got very mad today at the lab but I'm back to my normal stressed self#not in my hyper stressed self form#scientist#science student#sciencecore#science#labcore#laboratory#lab safety#help me help me help me help me#mad scientist aspirant#mad scientist#unreality
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