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Reasons I relate to cats
don’t touch me
wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
that’s enough snuggles
i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
(hisses)
“i want food”
“but not this food”
(wanders around)
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Watching the fireworks at the bournemouth airshow with my flashing bunny ears on and my bestie by my side. ☺️💕 (at Bournemouth Sea Front)
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For my 21st my parents got me a bubble sword!!! #bestbirthdayeva 🎂🎉
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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
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I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
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Such a pleasant evening.
Feeling so blessed to have a lovely home, and a wonderful and supportive boyfriend this evening. I am a lucky lady!
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Skip dinner, be thinner? More like skip dinner and be cold, dizzy, and fucking miserable.
Please eat something. You’re worth it.
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Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
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if u ever feelin sad, just remember there is a succulent species, gibbaeum heathii, that look like lil butts (source)
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Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via s-chattenlos)
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