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"My name is Donald Trump and I approve this message"
trump getting slapped by a trans fem centaur's dick
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I see another artificial shape advance to the entrance as my Mind and Body screams that it can't get through, that it cannot pass by this hole, but once again as if ignoring the very laws of physics, it enters the dark opening, leaving me in distress once more.
I begin to cry, as the voice once again repeat the same phrase it as already said before, "That's right !" It says "It goes in the square hole !".
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Death by snu snu ? In this economy ?!
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Bruh i'm drunk for the first time and it's amazing i've done some cool thing tho.
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I've already been here for one year ? Time sure does fly by when you're suffering existential dread.
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I know that amount of people that use a picture of themself as a pfp on Tumblr is probable low but as soon as someone with this type of pfp and nothing on their account subscribes to me I automatically block them. Sorry if i've ever banned someone real tho.
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Why do I feel obligated to post something, it's not like there are people waiting for one of my posts and tumblr doesn't force you to do it either, so why ? Am I just plagued by other social medias ? Do I just want recognition ? Is it something else ?
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Have y'all heard or read the book Thanatonauts ? The name comes from "Thanatos" wich means death and "nauts" wich means explorer, I can't say much more since it would spoil it to you but it's a really good Book.
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Ueudevdiekzvauzozkdjzozizbzuzkzhhz
#Ueudevdiekzvauzozkdjzozizbzuzkzhhz#i bet no one ever made this tag before#keyboard smash#how do i even tag this
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It's been a while since my last post but I don't know what to do neither am I forced to do anything, I just feel the need to do it.
Anyway what's y'all opinion on french cheese ?
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I'm trying to learn how to Tumblr and I don't know if i'm doing it right so here we go :
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Plucks out feathers of a traditional angel :
Behold a man !
Plucks out feathers of a biblical Angel :
Behold an H̵̼͇͍͚̓̒̔̈́̾͘͠͝o̶̼͒̽̎̽́̎͝r̸̡͚̟̰͔̲̪̂͝r̴̦̔̀̈̚ơ̸͓͑͐��̲͕̮ȓ̷̳͇̽́ B̴̗͕̠͇̯̀̉͌͂͛̀̀͘͜e̶̛̩͛̿͘y̵̥͖̦̱̻̠̟͙͒͑̅̂̉͂́́ȯ̷̰̺̼̰̩͗͜͜ǹ̵̨̧͕͚͈̞̫͕͆̏̍̾͛̊̈́d̴͖͕̗̖͔̒͝ m̶̢̬͖͖͎͊̈́̓̈́̀̉̉̂́̃̔͐̐̉̈́̐̕̕̕͝y̵̡̨̡̰̫͍̤͓͎̗͖̼͚̟̠̙̦̻̗̑̏͂̈́͑̌̇̄̄̋̀̑̏̓̔́̚̕̚͜͜ͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̨̛̼͉̮̹̗̜̭̹̹̖̣̼̰̻̰͍͓̲͕̽͑̍̔̎͌́͆͐͜c̵̨̡̢͇͚̳̯̭̫̲̘̭̟͙͕̻̣͇͇̻͉̙͍͙͓͒̋̒̓͑̋̎̃̔̉͆͒̊̈̂̀͑̀͗͠͠ỏ̷̡͎̬͉̼̺̦̼̠͒̑̔̂̐͜͠m̷̨̡̧̨̺̱͍̱̦̳̼͓̻̫̹̝̰̝̣̤̂̋͗͆̓͝͝p̸̤̺̹̗̻̰͔̘̳̱̜̮͉̲͔̤̤͉̘̻̬̣͇͛́̎́̈́̍̆͛̾͐̕ͅr̶̢̻̹̟͓͓͕̭̈́̔̌̋̕ĕ̵̢̘̗͈̼͚͖̯͍̲̠́͐̀͂̈́̉̓̆̏̀͌̄̆̆̀̔́͝h̵͓͙̲̹̜̺̖̺̱͓̫̿̇͗̓̀̐̈͆̾̐̔͝e̶̬͕̗͚̅͒̎̃͒͗̾̈́̏͠ṋ̷̨̛͉͕̺̎̈́͛̓̽̄͂̊͐͌̎̊̄̌̊͊͗̎̋̕͠͝͠͠ͅs̵̡̧͈̳͚̜̩̟̟̖͚̲̪̜͚͍͊̾̓͌́̄́̏͌͛̍͌͂̏̚̚͠͝į̶̘̞̖͔̦̺͙̗̰̳̜̌͆͒̂̑̆͒̎͐̽̎̅͠ỡ̸̛̺̣̈́̃̑͋̒̈́͒̔̏͑͗͊̋̊͊̊̉n̴̛̝̭̝̭̰̫̿̅̌̓̉̈̚͠͠. !
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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