dysfunctional-redemption

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+ | Something hits the window with a BANG.

+ | After heading outside, they managed to spot a figure running into the woods and disappearing into the treeline, already too far to be worth chasing, with the source of the noise laying on the ground.

+ | It was… a box. A very dirty cardboard box that looked like it had seen better days and was barely held together with pieces of cloth, but a box nonetheless.

+ | Inside was what looked like an old camcorder, with a few C-format VHSs strewn about the bottom. Tied around the camcorder was a note.

“I noticed you were living here, so I wanted to give you a gift that can allow us to communicate :) please leave the box outside once you have everything”

+ | The handwriting was messy and clearly not done with a proper writing utensil, but at least it was still legible. Mostly. The paper was also in a similar condition to the box.

+ | The tapes had labels on them, with titles that were written a bit more cleanly than the note was. Some of the aforementioned tapes had labels such as, “room tour”, “lock picking (simplified)”, and “haul hunting”.

+ | One tape in particular had the words “watch first!!” scrawled on the side.

(I shall be merciful and let the mod have the choice of which character should be harassed having fun!! I also plan of trying to rp properly, but school (derogatory) is gonna be annoying, and this is my first time actually engaging with a blog like this, so I might be a bit slow to respond!)

> Two Time had run outside when they heard it. They didn't know what made them, but they wanted to contribute to the HQ as well. They owed them a lot.

> As they looked through the contents of the box and read the note, they looked around at the forest nearby as if they were trying to look for the sender. When there was no sign of them, they took the tapes and camcorder in their hands and walked back inside HQ. They evaded most of the staff inside before finally making it to their room, shutting the door and locking it behind them.

> ...

> Oh, they didn't know how to use them.

> It took Two Time an hour, probably even an entire day, to finally figure out how to use the VHS tapes and camcorder. They plugged the camcorder into a TV they had nearby and inserted the first tape into it before hitting play, staring at the fuzz on the screen.

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"I understand. However, a brief explanation could help. We at Roblox HQ are trying our best to help users in need, especially with the ongoing changes we are making."

A man wearing a paladin's garb with some plaid underneath falls out of portal in front of dusekar

(Note:This man is my swap version of dragondudes)

> Dusekkar caught them with his magic before they could fall to the ground. They were now an inch off the ground before Dusekkar slowly set them down.

"Well, this is a lovely surprise. Who is this that I am seeing with my very eyes?"

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> Dusekkar draws a sigil on the table, watching as it glowed a bight pink and a tea set appeared. He poured some tea on the teacup for the paladin and offered it to him, along with a plate of sugar cookies.

"So, what brings you to the Roblox HQ? Are you lost?"

> Oh, he isn't rhyming anymore.

A man wearing a paladin's garb with some plaid underneath falls out of portal in front of dusekar

(Note:This man is my swap version of dragondudes)

> Dusekkar caught them with his magic before they could fall to the ground. They were now an inch off the ground before Dusekkar slowly set them down.

"Well, this is a lovely surprise. Who is this that I am seeing with my very eyes?"

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what a silly drawing lol, it just looks like an umbrella to me, but if u dont want me eating paper give me something else or ill resort to ur shoelaces and pants strings, or maybe even ur hair :3

"Heh. It's meant to be the label for Admin Commands but on its left side. We can get you some lettuces and a bunch of other stuff once we get back to HQ."

> Shedletsky takes a bag of chips from the cart, opening it and handing a chip to the bunny.

"Just stick to this for now."

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i can eat paper if i wanna, and how was i supposed to know it was admin commands, im a bunny i cant read cuz im stoopid and dont have enough braincells -_-

"Awh, can't stay mad at you for too long."

> Shedletsky chuckled, putting the bunny on his shoulder. 1x was angrily muttering in the cart, the only phrases that could be heard from them were "treated me better than this" and "waste of time" .

"All admin commands have a symbol to make sure that the command works. Altering the symbol's looks can activate a command of your choosing. Just don't eat the ones that have the symbol, 'kay?"

> He shows the bunny a piece of paper.

"Don't eat paper, though."

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Chance your public execution is in five hours. Say your last goodbyes.

> Chance didn't even bother to say anything anymore, too exhausted. They flip you off before pulling out a dart gun with his other hand, shooting you on the leg.

"You're gonna be a vegetable for a few days. Deal with it."

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(stares at 1x with my big round bunny eyes) muehehehe, u look nice, imma take this lol (snatches the sticky note off her head and eats it) mm yes, delicious paper UvU

"HEY, NO!"

> 1x looked almost shocked before realizing he could finally moved his body. They get up from the cart and try to attack Shedletsky before the avian admin grabbed them and stuck another sticky note with the same symbol on it.

> The manifestation freezed instantly.

> Shedletsky took a few deep breaths before sitting her back down on the cart, picking up the bunny and playfully squeezing its head.

"Bad bunny. You don't eat admin commands."

"I hate this..."

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hello am evil bunny and im here to explode ur microwav :3

> Shedletsky was dragging a sulking 1x back to HQ using a cart. 1x had a small piece of paper stuck on her head with the admin symbol drawn on it, along with some junk food and drinks on the cart.

> Shedletsky looked down at the bunny, picking it up and placing it on 1x before pushing the cart again.

"Release me. Now."

"Nope."

"Get this dumb rabbit off of me!"

"Let me help you, dude. Come on. I'm trying to give you a second chance here. Walking around Robloxia won't help."

"If I get out of these commands, you are DEAD."

"I know."

"Get this rabbit off- IT'S LICKING ME!"

"Just be patient with it. It's a bunny."

> They continued their one-sided bickering as they made their way to the building of Roblox HQ.

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"Dusekkar is my name, dear paladin of Light. I did not expect such a visit, but it is quite alright."

> He motioned his hand towards one of the couches in his office. A coffee table sat in the middle of the two couches, where a pile of books with bookmarks stuck between the pages were placed.

"Would you like to sit down? You must be tired. Maybe even a drink or a snack, if that is what you desire."

A man wearing a paladin's garb with some plaid underneath falls out of portal in front of dusekar

(Note:This man is my swap version of dragondudes)

> Dusekkar caught them with his magic before they could fall to the ground. They were now an inch off the ground before Dusekkar slowly set them down.

"Well, this is a lovely surprise. Who is this that I am seeing with my very eyes?"

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Actually, normal Joey's are not goobers and will scream to explode on you. These normally represents ignorance but I guess this one is normal. When it scream, just shut its mouth.

> Taph looked at the Anon and then at the Doombringer in their hands. They rummaged through the inside pockets of their cloak before pulling out a long piece of ribbon, tying it around its mouth not too tightly.

"😶..."

"🙂👌" (Okay.)

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A man wearing a paladin's garb with some plaid underneath falls out of portal in front of dusekar

(Note:This man is my swap version of dragondudes)

> Dusekkar caught them with his magic before they could fall to the ground. They were now an inch off the ground before Dusekkar slowly set them down.

"Well, this is a lovely surprise. Who is this that I am seeing with my very eyes?"

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Chance, your public execution is tomorrow. Get ready.

"WHAT PUBLIC EXECUTION???"

> He was a little terrified now. Just then, a hand from behind was placed on your shoulder. Before you could react, you were picked up by the back of your shirt and thrown out through the back door by Mafioso.

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> i dont...

they look around their arms, pressing down on their head and torso to see if there are any bruises

> ... think so?

"Well, that's a good thing. You should get it checked out if you can, though. Just in case."

> He was about to say the pizzas could help, but then he remembered they weren't in that replace anymore. Healing wounds weren't that easy, anymore.

"... Do you know where you can go?"

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Taph you have gotten Joey! Joey, The Doombringer! This one doesn't explode actually

> The goldfinch-like demolitionist stares at the brown rat in the Anon's hands, holding their hands out to the doll-like creature. They seemed almost curious, turning it around and observing its body and feet.

"🤔👇❓" (What's this?)

"⁉️🙅‍♂️💥😧" (WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DOESN'T EXPLODE?!?!)

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Hey that bump is shaped like a Divine pumpkin with deer antlers

> Dusekkar was now wearing the comfiest outfit he could throw on himself, a large gray hoodie with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows that revealed his pale bandaged arms, gray jeans, and a pair of reading glasses that looked almost comical on his head.

> He sensed a disturbance behind him.

> Without much thought, Dusekkar grabbed his Staff of The Winds and pointed it behind him, tossing whatever he had caught out the window of Roblox HQ.

> To his surprise, it was a green car. A green car with a driver inside.

"After 2 years of absence, it's a surprise indeed. There are already Robloxians who wish doom upon me. However, I can't say that I am tired. Fighting back against threats in the death show was what I have always desired."

> TL;DR, he wanted to kick some ass while he was back in that pocket dimension.

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> you would say that but i dont remember much before this conversation - im sorry it sounds stupid, doesn't it?

"No, it's alright. We've all been there."

> He shrugged. It was then he realized it was not common for something to happen to your memories in the real world. Elliot turned his head to the other and frowned.

"You're feeling okay though, right? No injuries, no trauma in your head... Nothing?"

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Haha

"HAHA THIS, YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!"

> Chance was about to pull their pistol out before Mafioso's goons held them back, their shouts overlapping with each other's.