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When The Sword is Unsheathed, The Grudges Will Be Resolved

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Things that have 100% happened in the dc universe

Damian very frustrated with both his parents climbing through dicks window: Grayson who is your most recent paramour

Jason who got hurt in haven so he snuck in and is eating Dicks ice cream: huh?

Damian: you’re not Grayson

Jason: and thank god for it, why do you wanna know who dicks “paramour” is

Damian: I don’t have to explain myself to you

Dick leaving the kitchen holding a second tub of ice cream: oh hey dami, what’s up

Damian: which one of your redheads is your lover this month?

Jason: *chocking on his ice cream*

Dick pinching the bridge of his nose: Damian we’ve talked about this, they’re not MY redheads, I also don’t exclusively date redheads.

Damian: …so which one is it?

Jason: he clocked you there

Dick: shut up Jason and eat your ice cream

Dick: why do you wanna know Dames

Damian: research

Dick: I’m seeing Kori right now

Damian: ah the alien, she is strong

Dick a little dreamily: yeah… yeah she is

Damian: she will make a fine mother

Jason: *putting his ice cream down* what

Dick: what?!?

Damian: do you think if you were to court her with the intent to marry she would adopt the family habit of picking up strays.

Dick: damian i am so so so confused right now please explain

Jason: please so I can go back to my ice cream without it being a choking hazard

Damian: I am making but a simple inquiry Richard

Dick: we both know you don’t talk like that anymore, spill

Damian: …mother is being… bothersome

Dick: fork found in kitchen, Talia found making mine and Bruce’s life hell.

Damian: let me rephrase, I am finding mother bothersome

Dick: oh?

Jason: OH?

Damian rambling a bit: yes and since you were a far superior Batman, and I am the son of the bat and of course there was the many discussions of adoption before we knew that father would return

Jason: THERE WAS DISCUSSIONS OF WHAT NOW DICKHEAD

Dick: not the time Jay

Jason: nuh uh definitely the time Dicolas, you were gonna adopt the pipsqueak??

Dick: yeah jay, Bruce was dead I was raising him? What would you rather I kept him as ward for a decade and messed him up??

Jason: your issues with Bruce are showing

Damian: when are they not-

Dick: Hey!

Jason: HA! Even the kid clocked you

Damian: AS I was saying, as I am finding mother bothersome and I always find father bothersome. I have simply decided I must find people who are a better for the position

Dick: of your parents?

Damian: yes exactly

Jason: I feel like I’m on lifetime rn

Dick: and you want me to? What? Call Kori and ask her if she wants to join me in adopting her on again off again boyfriend’s brother. Who mind you is the biological son of Batman whose contingency for her going rogue is literally to get her hooked on what is essentially space coke and ruin her life.

Jason: Bruce has SPACE COCAINE???

Damian: nonsense Richard

Dick: okay so then what-

Damian: i cut out the middle man and sent her a message approximately 5 minutes ago

Dick: kid we’ve talked about this.. boundaries

Jason: fuck this weird ass family dynamic, you’re telling me Bruce Wayne has god damn space coke

Dick: he’s Batman jase, he has literally everything

Jason:…. Do you think space coke works on Superman

Dick: I’m not answering that

Jason: BECAUSE YOU KNOW, DID BRUCE GIVE CLARK SPACE COKE

Dick: I will answer any and all questions, if you get me out of this conversation with Damian

Damian: there is no need, your partner has agreed to the adoption on the grounds that you two are to be wed.

Dick: what-

Damian: she says to be at the courthouse tomorrow at 1pm

Dick: huh-

Damian leaving out of the window he came through: see you tomorrow Richard

Dick: WAIT. What? Which court house? Which country??? I’m pretty sure Kori’s in Japan? Hey wait damian? Get BAck HERe what?

Jason slowly reaching for his ice cream again: so space cocaine?

Dick: I was an only child for 18 years? Couldn’t Bruce let me keep my damn streak

Jason: hey! I was also dead for 3 years before bruce adopted tim, technically you’ve been an only child for 21 years of your life

Dick: shut up

Jason: tell me about the space coke Richard

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I hate to go through this all over again. Last night, Itch.io, one of the most popular platforms for hosting queer and adult independent media, went through a large-scale crackdown on adult content.

This was primarily aimed at games, but novels and comics were hit in the process. Most adult content has been de-listed from the site's search, but some creators were banned without warning, and any funds they have not been paid are currently being withheld by Itch.io.

This crackdown was done, as it always is, because of payment processors like Mastercard and Visa threatening to pull their services.

The payment processors caved to an influence campaign by Australian extremist anti-pornography group Collective Shout, who have been inundating Visa and Mastercard with calls to force video game platforms to stop hosting adult content - which, of course, includes anything queer.

Collective Shout claim to have sent in 1000 emails to get this result, but there are a WAY more than a thousand of us. We need as many people as possible to make as much noise as we can!

Below the cut are numbers and scripts, all you need to do is follow the step by step guide!

Info compiled by voiddebris on Bluesky, also available collected in a handy document:

Paypal:

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161

Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050

Hours: 6am - 6pm PT

Mastercard:

Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372

Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111

Online form

Visa:

Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911

Non-US numbers

Online form

Script:

Customer Complaint Dept, This message is to lodge an official complaint about the ongoing rampant restrictions your company has placed on legal sales made by legitimate businesses. These restrictions are not only counter to the concept of freedom of speech and expression, but they harm consumers, businesses, and they harm your company’s bottom line. The following actions are absolutely necessary to protect the freedoms of your client base and the sustainability of legitimate business practices: 1. Remove from your Terms of Service any mention barring the use of your service for sale and purchase of legal products. 2. Contact Steam (Valve), Itch.io, and any other company you have previously put pressure on to retract your content restrictions. Put in place protections to prevent such restrictions from being put in place in the future without ample warning and time to contest them. If these changes aren't made then I, along with many others will be forced to seek other options for processing payments. Sincerely, A Concerned Customer

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OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO

Sign this petition from the ACLU:

Americans - contact your representatives about payment processors acting as censors! You can find their contact information on 5calls.org.

Script, from here:

Hello Representative/Senator [LAST NAME], -or- Hello office of Representative/Senator [LAST NAME], My name is [YOUR FIRST NAME/SCREEN NAME] and I am one of your constituents. I am calling today to express my concerns with technological censorship. Legal and legitimate adult entertainment is being banned in this country. These bans are not by legislators, but by payment processors like Mastercard and Visa. Mastercard and Visa are improperly creating legislation online through their user and merchant policies. They are banning creator and user access to content that is legal and legitimate. They are inciting fear and panic to encourage censorship. Please take a stand against this impermissible censorship. This is a direct attack on an adult's right to legal content. No one but the legislative branch should be allowed to create legislation. Please support the Federal Trade Commission in their stand against technological censorship to protect the first amendment. Thank you for taking the time to listen today.

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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!

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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government

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Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.

This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.

Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.

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"Where were transmascs during Stonewall?" Across the street throwing lit mattresses at cops and chanting "gay rights, gay rights, gay rights!" from the windows of the Women's House of Detention, asshole.

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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever

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looks like the government is doing something about cults

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I read the Odyssey just to see Athena, the others can die, I don't care about them 😮‍💨

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

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To defeat the huns

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I formally apologize to the cricket that had to endure an hours long Saw movie because my tarantula was just so fucking bad at catching it until I herded it directly into her mouth.

Good job, honey. You did it!