dykerabbi
dykerabbi
trans rabbi in training
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dykerabbi · 19 days ago
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dykerabbi · 19 days ago
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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
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dykerabbi · 20 days ago
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from the poem Songs of Ourselves, by Susan Edwards
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dykerabbi · 20 days ago
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#love fiercely #hope is brave
now more than ever, it is imperative that you spend time with people you love and doing things that you love. be prepared but please please please don't dwell on things that have yet to happen. you have to have hope for a better future in order to build one. it's gonna be okay. we're gonna make it. i love you.
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dykerabbi · 21 days ago
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🥹🥹🥹
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what if we danced in the kitchen……. and we were both butches
11x14in acrylic on canvas
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dykerabbi · 1 month ago
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normalize singing mi yimalel and other Chanukah fight songs after strapping your gf
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dykerabbi · 1 month ago
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Olin b’kodesh v’eyn moridin, dyke sex edition.
We go up in transcendence/holiness, and we don’t go down….i.e it only gets better (except when we’re going down in order to transcend)
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dykerabbi · 2 months ago
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hate when an f/f ship does nothing for me. feels like treachery on my part
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dykerabbi · 2 months ago
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My partner said he slept way to fucking long and I went “Honi the circle maker” and he did not laugh and I realized that unless you’re Jewish or have read the Talmud you don’t know who that is. Anyway, someone laugh at my Iron Age theology and mythology joke
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dykerabbi · 2 months ago
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you can always hear me jingling down the street
If you're ever feeling like the jingle of the keys on your carabiner is too loud, like you need to tuck it away in your pocket, tell me - would you rid a cat of its meow? A dog of its bark? No? Well, there you go! Let the call of the dyke jingle for all to hear!
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dykerabbi · 2 months ago
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Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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If I think too hard about Gemara and about the pain of trying to reconstruct and record oral traditions and locations and records in the face of genocide and exile I won't stop crying
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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so weird seeing girls my age getting pregnant and having kids like. what the fuck are u doing. start taking testosterone.
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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bush sticking out the sides of underwear is the hottest thing in the world and if u disagree ur the weakest link and will not survive the winter xoxo
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water
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dykerabbi · 3 months ago
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#liana
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“Oh see how handsome Holley looks!” Miss Spider sings with glee, “Of all the spiders in the world, he chose to be with me.” - Miss Spider’s Wedding
Over-complicated this a little bit, but I wanted to redraw a really cute ornament I saw! 🥰🥰
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