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Shower time!

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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

EDIT: Thank you to @localdisasterisk for making the image discs!! :)

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costco weed had me traveling to kirk land

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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time

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not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history

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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

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girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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sometimes this world really can be good

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i don’t find shawty melodic at all

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returned a book to the library today