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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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The pope is dying because he has forgotten how to breathe
We need to raise $1 million dollars ...
To send him on a twelve week retreat...
Where he can learn to breathe again...
From a Ayurvedic medicine practictioner/yogi...
Named Megan.
You can send the funds to my Papal account.
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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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Cleaning the pantry and finding things I don’t recall buying
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