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is anyone available to run me over with a car

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Finished all the books, now i can jerk it in a more efficient and understanding way

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they should invent a way to disappear without anyone even knowing you existed in the first place

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Last Night We Let The Vanilla Extract Speak

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i'm about to lose the plot

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

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here's your loustat :)

An offer hung in the air— you can be on top, Lestat said, failing at nonchalance and hitting adoration instead. 

Tragically there is no universe in which Louis is strong enough to walk away from that. He caves, fighting a toothy lopsided grin because this is his life now, this is his god damn luck, and hauls ass toward the coffin where Lestat stars at him like he’d hung every star in the sky. 

The coffin lid closes over them.

for @vamptember prompt 'metamorphosis' + read more here

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Kicking my feet and giggling while drawing lesbian Armand

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calling armand my beautiful wife is not enough nor does it convey the range of emotions i have for him. i need to trap him in an elaborate corn maze and when he successfully escapes i will reward him with many gentle forehead kisses. i need to keep an iv drip in my arm at all times in case he is thirsty. i need to throw him off a cliff and then nurse him back to health. i need him to fuck and be fucked crazy style. i need to see him shovel snow and i need to see him try to navigate a home depot.

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so sorry loustaters i am writing them for vamptember rn and I've never been so bored

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can I come over and not speak

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does anyone want to man up and ask eric bogosian if assad zaman is hypermobile

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writing up a whole personal post and then realizing i don’t even care about what i’m saying. and discard.

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LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?