I hate it when my girlfriend has a life outside of texting me, like wdym you have work. so mean
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Ment to be a big boy forced to be 5,3 😭😭😭😭
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I love taking pics of myself for my girlfriend and being like, holy fuck I look huge, and then having her saying, holy fuck you look huge,
it's my favorite :3
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parents be like "my daughter turned out completely fine!!" your son whines like a dog when he jerks off
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