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im not dead, im vibing on my new blog. I will get around to following everyone again

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have you killed yourself yet?

yeah i suffocated in between your mums thighs

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i didnt talk about this yesterday but i got diagnosed with fibromyalgia and nearly sent myself to a&e lmao

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i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

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lets h*ld h*nds

Sorry bro, i dont do premarital h*nd h*lding

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if robert pattison were a woman (especially a woman of colour) his visible ‘not giving a fuck’ attitude would probably be received a lot more negatively and his career would probably suffer a lot as a result, but i don’t understand why people are making this point as like…. a takedown or critique of robert pattinson like he’s done something wrong? rather than a critique of misogynistic double standards in hollywood and fan culture

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i will cry

Rocking up outside Soren’s house wearing this

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no hate, but,, i do not like pickles

@koschei-taylor @becauseseaotters get their ass

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pincklè

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okay so im in a borrowing(shoplifting) discord and theres like 8 other 18+ people in there, and its so fucking funny interacting with the 14-16 year olds, like these guys are so funny

ive never been more amused in seeing these kids just talking about shoplifting from like hobby lobby

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this post is about @koschei-taylor

fight me in a waitrose so we can upset rich people

actually pressed someone thought i didnt like pickles

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actually pressed someone thought i didnt like pickles

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Pickles are delicious, fight me.

YO WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I LIKE PICKLES I LOVE THEM

I DIDNT FUCKING BUY THIS BIG ASS JAR FOR NOTHING

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@becauseseaotters

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Doctor Who showrunners: We don't want to sexualise the first female Doctor. We don't want her outfit to be unnecessarily revealing just because she's a woman. We want her to dress how the Doctor would dress.

Gay whovians: unghh.. collarbones... calves... earing...