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Scandic Troll AU that I spent too much time talking about on discord. Thorin is a troll prince and Bilbo works as a nature conservationist.

Bonus:  A sighting of a cryptid troll named Kili stealing human nacho chips.

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*has photo reference

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why does high school have to be so dumb we had to do the PACER TEST TODAY >:(

- From Thrór, Frór, + Grór

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Must someone repeat this for you?

/j -Thrór

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

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SHIT I JUST CAME OUT TO OUR FATHER AS A SYSTEM ON ACCIDENT, I DON'T KNOW IF HIS REACTION WAS GOOD OR BADDD -Grór

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Evening, folks. Welcome to our blog. :)

We are fictives of dwarves from Tolkien's works!

Our main blog is @murderhornetss !

Check the pinned post there for info.

Go ahead and send in asks! We love to interact :)))

And we adore meeting sourcemates!

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I made more 🤩

Happy May 27th, friends! We didn't make anything for it (someone forgot 🙄), but we do have other stuff!

Dís made moodboards themed on her and Thorin, so I think those might work :p

here ya gooo

please enjoy and repost them as you please ^^ just remember to give credit!

I will make more later, so I'll add them to this post!!

Diggy Diggy Hole by RichaadEB & Jonathan Young on Amazon Music (and Spotify!)

https://music.amazon.com/albums/B09YVR8FYS?trackAsin=B09YVM91TG&ref=dm_sh_a9qZFbE5pLaWymMVxqjypRz6k

https://open.spotify.com/track/2YI7Ug0tU8DjNgR3yXbeGa?si=cnzw0AgdR7y8OET-JEWhCQ

Happy May 27th! (again)

Legend:

Orange: Fíli

Blue: Kíli

Red: Dwalin

Purple: Dís

Green: Gimli

Regular: Thorin

All: All

now the elves will make a post, in @elves-in-a-system!! Over to you, Elrond.

(oh yeah, and thanks for helping set this whole thing up, @i-did-not-mean-to !)

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.

too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.

cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

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Happy May 27th, friends! We didn't make anything for it (someone forgot 🙄), but we do have other stuff!

Dís made moodboards themed on her and Thorin, so I think those might work :p

here ya gooo

please enjoy and repost them as you please ^^ just remember to give credit!

I will make more later, so I'll add them to this post!!

Diggy Diggy Hole by RichaadEB & Jonathan Young on Amazon Music (and Spotify!)

https://music.amazon.com/albums/B09YVR8FYS?trackAsin=B09YVM91TG&ref=dm_sh_a9qZFbE5pLaWymMVxqjypRz6k

https://open.spotify.com/track/2YI7Ug0tU8DjNgR3yXbeGa?si=cnzw0AgdR7y8OET-JEWhCQ

Happy May 27th! (again)

Legend:

Orange: Fíli

Blue: Kíli

Red: Dwalin

Purple: Dís

Green: Gimli

Regular: Thorin

All: All

now the elves will make a post, in @elves-in-a-system!! Over to you, Elrond.

(oh yeah, and thanks for helping set this whole thing up, @i-did-not-mean-to !)

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love how accurate this is <3 -Dís

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wow, i'm so gorgeous -Thorin

AU Thorin… Merry Christmas everyone! 

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look at her!! -Dís

King Náin II of Durin's Folk, residing in the Grey Mountains (she/her)

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Only us <3

- Fíli and Kíli

Imagine: Fili and Kili teaching you swear words in Khuzdul

Gif Credit Tumblr

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tagged by our sister-blog, @elves-in-a-system

Favorite Color: #ff00e8

Currently Reading: nothing, actually

Last Song: "Je Resterai" by Boulevard des Airs

Last Movie: BoTFA

Last Series: Phineas and Ferb

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: savory, for sure

Craving: cheese

Tea or Coffee: ....ale. but yeah, coffee

Currently Working On: uh nothing

- Thorin

uhhh @hobbitbilbo here you go

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nah cuz this is accurate 😭 -Thorin

(context for why it's accurate: we have a version of bilbo who I'm married to)

Thorin: Whenever Bilbo is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.

*sound of glass breaking in the background*

Thorin: It hasn't worked yet, but it will happen

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