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What’s the sexuality where you’ll literally die for someone if they’re hot enough?

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The universe is endless and I’m going to be dead forever but. no, no, project management is important too

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bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

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I poop how shinji sits in that dumb chair.

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Dracula..

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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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Fuck i just got shot you gotta suck the bullet out beffore it kills me!

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this looks like the coolest place to go ever

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im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image

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If you kill someone all their LinkedIn connections become yours

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