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gemmismagica

There had been a container in the fridge. Emphasis placed on the word ‘had’ for now it lay upon the counter completely bare, its contents long gone having disappeared into her stomach.

Enjoyment ended as soon as she found the note beneath the container, and the singular character written there. 

Guilt. Shame. There was not an ounce of her being that did not shudder at this wrong she had committed and the knight feared what Rin would do to her. Coincidentally, this was the moment she chose to enter.

“Ah... R-rin. How farest thou?” And as if to follow her greeting, Saber grabbed the empty container and surreptitiously dropped it into the trashcan. “’Tis a beautiful day out.”

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prince-of-knights replied to your post “(I’m going to throw out another rp ad for Saber, give this a like and...”

( We already have a thread, but if you wanted to do one with less angst I wouldn't mind a starter.)

(We could definitely do another thread as i work on replying to that one!)

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(I’m going to throw out another rp ad for Saber, give this a like and I’ll write up a starter. Indies following me, although I am affiliated with a group, feel free to give this a like too if you want me to send a starter your way.)

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prince-of-knights:

“Nay father, it must be quite distinct from what thou see’est upon witnessing any mere passerby. Inspiration may be forth width if the use of a ‘kom-pu-taa’ was employed. Search under ‘Cos-play’.” 

“Ah I see, ‘tis the word some have called me upon seeing my armor. Would this suffice then?”

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pissproblem:

It was kinda embarrassing… but not as bad as it could be, Hana figured. At least she was just picking flowers. Nice young ladies did that. Proper ones. Yeah– at least it wasn’t like that jerk Kiyoshi. At least this was a girl and she didn’t catch her doing something… unmentionable. 

“I didn’t lose anything,” Hana said, almost defensively. “I was picking flowers.” She stood up off her hands and knees to show off the crumpled bouquet in her left hand. “I think I picked all the good ones, so you’ll have to go somewhere else if you want to look for flowers too.” The ones in her hand had melded together a bit and turned her skin green. Not good for making tea with them, and besides, there weren’t any dandelions. Hana wondered if Tancho was under the impression that dandelions were weeds. She supposed they were, by technicality. But they certainly did not possess the ugliness a word such as “weeds” seemed to necessitate. 

Hana supposed it was not entirely true that she hadn’t lost anything. She’d lost several things. Her first kiss. Her first time switching panties with a boy… wait, that wasn’t a first that people longed for. Just a weird happening. But still, he’d taken that too. Did it count as losing it if someone took it by force? 

“But, hey,” she went on, straightening out the flowers so they weren’t stuck to her sweaty palm, “can you tell me the difference between losing something, and having something stolen from you?” 

The woman frowned.

“Is this your wont?” Saber’s reply was quick as it cut through the still air. Frowning slightly, her blue pools sparkled slightly as she turned slightly to a side. “To ask strangers such strange questions of philosophy?”

“Though if you truly wish to know my opinion on the subject, to have lost something does not imply another person’s involvement.” Merely voicing her thoughts was certainly the least she could do when such a question had been presented to her. “Still, I was wondering if this question was not propitiated by an event.”

“Would you then allow a question of mine? I would like to know what has caused you such a dilemma. Have you lost something or was an item of yours stolen?”

Perhaps if she tried, she could help out this stranger in reinstating their lost possessions.

“If you tell me, I shall do my best to help it come back to you.”

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"But father, our eyes are green... Though oceans are green as well-... and incredibly frightening."

“Is that so?”

“Hast thou been to the ocean before, Mordred? I too would like to lay my gaze upon it.”

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Corny Pickup Lines

1.  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. 7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. 10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. 11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. 14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. 15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. 17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. 19.  Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. 20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. 

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prince-of-knights:

“Well, you needs adorn yourself in some eccentric means. As I understand it, candy is this eras currency for outfitting oneself abnormally. Though, I shall be avoiding Medea, her taste are… not suited to my own.” - You’d need a jackhammer to get that Under Statement.-

“Eccentric, thou sayest? Verily, the customs of this modern world remains strange.” The woman simply places a pair of spectacles upon her features. “Would this do?”

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prince-of-knights:

“But father, Tohsaka says they surrender candy onto me…For free! The fools!” - Further, if Mordred starved himself two days, would that not mean those extra portions at in the fridge waiting for someone to claim them?-

“For... free? Why has Tohsaka not informed of such a thing?” It’s not like she noticed the extra portions, for they have ended up in the exact same space as all her other food.

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prince-of-knights:

“It’s not make-up, I merely starved myself for 2 days. The rest is tar and ink…. What is the phrase?….Happy Hallows Eve?”

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enxidu:

Lifting the small kitten up a little, he would carefully check out its belly, before lowering it again, putting it into a safe position to take another look through its dirty fur. He’d sigh in relief and smile at the blonde  “There don’t seem to be any injuries, she just seems incredibly scared. “

  “Did anything happen to scare her like that?”

“I think she might have gotten scared by a passing car and climbed too high up to get down.”

“Also. She seems to respond well to the name of Taiga.”

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artisticempress

The theater was not a place where Arturia Pendragon is wont to be. Although she had never avoided the place due to a hate of the performance arts, it was not something the blonde had ever sought to enjoy.

Still.

The theater was where she was now standing as she stood eye level with a woman who could only be described as her twin. The other’s amused expression was clearly not mirrored in Arturia’s own features and while a grin was starting to grow on her counterpart’s face, Arturia’s own brow creased in disdain.

Standing before the woman who had started for her a whole host of troubles, memories resurfaced.

The first time she had seen her, the strange woman who had all of a sudden invaded her life. The woman whose emerald eyes had so vibrantly shone when she so suddenly appeared in her lecture one lazy Thursday morning.

The woman who had not even once looked at her despite the similarities in their appearance and then one day she disappeared from her class.

With her gone from campus, she was now suddenly surrounded by throngs of adoring fans. Women and men who pestered her for her sister’s information, had finally driven her to a point where even her roommates had gone to bother her.

So here she was.

“You. Who are you? I would ask for your name.”

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Halloween Drabble/Starter Prompts

Black Cat:My muse has been cursed with bad luck.

Jack-O-Lantern:Our muses carving pumpkins together.

Ghost:My muse is a ghost and your's is the only one who can see them.

Costume:My muse is having trouble with their costume, your muse helps.

Witch:Your muse is a magic user and my muse wants to learn from them.

Bobbing For Apples:Our muses meet at a Halloween party.

Vampire:My muse is a vampire who is pretending they're a human in a costume for the night;your muse has their suspicions.

Trick-Or-Treat:Our muses are kids again and are going trick-or-treating together.

Frankenstein's Monster:My muse brings your's back to life

Hay Ride:It's the last hay ride of the night and no one wants to miss it so our muses are squeezed close together to make more room.

Zombie:Zombies have overrun the town, our muses are the only ones left.

Haunted House:My muse was dared to spend the night in a haunted house;your muse is the one who is haunting it.

Demon:My muse is being possessed by a demon who is hell bent on antagonizing your muse.

Scary Movie:Our muses watching a scary movie together.

Skeleton:My muse finds a "skeleton" from your muse's past.

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nicoiisms

Saber stood before her and wondered why it had come to this. She was not the sociable one, but whether it was by chance or her roommate’s machination, she was now wearing a nametag with her name on it guiding a young girl around campus.

This was not what she had signed up for when she arrived to this school, but she had been given a task and carry it out she will.

“Hello. My name is Artoria, I will be your guide around campus today. Is there anything you’d like to see?”

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Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them. / random person perhaps.

A glare graced her fine features as she slapped the hand away. There was not a single ounce of humor displayed there, as she grasped their wrist tighter and tighter in an ever crushing grip.

“If you ever touch my cheeks again, I will make sure this arm shall never raise again.”

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Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them.

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(More Fates!)

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