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I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats
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when god created dog he commanded him to bow down and worship adam as the height of his creation, and the puppy refused, man has no best friend but god alone, and for this disobedience of the divine command god took away the puppy’s speech and his rational soul, and cast him out into the darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth, and so with every bark he proclaims forth, there is no god but god, amen
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theyve invented a new type of dog that isn't automatically damned and can instead vie for the favor of god or the satan like the rest of us. and folks it's looking like they go for the adversary every time. every single time
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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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Merry xmas u guys. Reminder that while most of us are curled up w cookies and carols right now, a lot of Palestinian families remain displaced in the midst of unimaginable conditions. Please continue boosting Mohammed Ayesh’s fundraiser - It has been around for a long time so please try your best to share it
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Pink and Green Rooms and Charming Wallpapers in a Family Apartment
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affirmations
-they should kill me
-they are going to kill me
-im scared because they are going to kill me
-they are going to kill me because i am scared
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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies
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identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition
• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative
• "i'm not really into politics": conservative
• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative
• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler
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God i prayed for the tide to turn for her. i’ll never forget for the rest of my life how she was treated
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The reason i hate liberals so fucking much is because they say things like "trump is worse than bush" and actually mean it. They're willfully whitewashing W because in comparison, trump is crass and annoying to bush having a bit more decorum (though not much). Forget the fact that bush oversaw and encouraged one of the most oppressive times against Muslims in the US, murdered millions of people in Afghanistan and Iraq, created the patriot act, and set up the foundations of decades worth of terrible foreign and domestic policy. And this is from someone who hates trump and is dreading the next 4 years of a trump presidency. You do not need to commend bush for literally anything ever in your life, much less say "he looks smart in comparison" as some sort of gotcha or whatever.
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"Some people take lives. Other people save lives. He wasn’t done yet." (Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings)
New fandom alert 😱
My daughter made me start to readlisten to the Stormlight Archive, and in order for me to cope, the bestest of daughters drew up a full reader of characters, maps, relationships, headings, and EVERYthing I needed.
She's already pointed out all the mistakes so you don't have to. 😅 Also, I'm only about eight hours in, so no spoilers please. (Though she's already taken care of that, too. 😊)
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