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hey slurt

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prove me wrong

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this person: im gonna put ship hate in the tag

ppl who like the ship in the comments: we don’t like seeing ship hate in the tag. pls tag it something else

this person in the comments: HOW DARE I HAVE TO SEE SOMETHING I DONT LIKE ON MY OWN BLOG BOOOOOO

Hmm it’s almost like you’re creating your own shitty experience.

hot take alert

i dont like janto im SORRY pls dont kill me.

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wish someone would send ME a demon. haven't gotten dick in months

scooch im coming

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thats not how being ace works

-sincerely, someone who is ace 

everything i've learned about you today finally makes it all make sense ty! btw were u the person pushing top!varian really hard on ao3?

Ok, I still don't get what you guys want, but if I helped you, I'm glad!

And I personally see Varian as a switch who want's to please his partner.

If he isn't a total asexual after getting raped in prison.

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yes

for every ask you get, varian gains an inch

height or penis

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who else did this

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Varian is like, 5 ft 5, maybe 5'8 as an adult, but not more.

What the hell are you guys aiming at?

you can't prove he isn't eighteen feet. you also can't prove that he isn't 5'1. that's what we're aiming at 💖

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yeah we all know varian is eighteen feet tall

do you love the color of the sky

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i adore it when stupid ppl block me like yasss you WILL thank me for providing receipts and kicking your ass have fun with that unnuanced boring opinion

honestly i think the collectors line “you guys look slow too. do you need a head start?” wasnt malicious at all. i am 100% positive that the collector knows how to play tag normally wanted to normally play tag with the owl gang cause he baby and just really hated belos which is fair

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Here's how we win

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The besties are no longer bestie-ing

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I mean he moved the moon like it was an app on a phone screen and one shot Belos.

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!!!TOH SPOILERS!!!

«I won't be alone anymore»

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had to use the waybackmachine for this but yeah it’s confirmed. 

honestly i think the collectors line “you guys look slow too. do you need a head start?” wasnt malicious at all. i am 100% positive that the collector knows how to play tag normally wanted to normally play tag with the owl gang cause he baby and just really hated belos which is fair

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oh the show runner said it! hope this helps 

honestly i think the collectors line “you guys look slow too. do you need a head start?” wasnt malicious at all. i am 100% positive that the collector knows how to play tag normally wanted to normally play tag with the owl gang cause he baby and just really hated belos which is fair

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anyway shout out to that time i saw an adult talking about how they liked that ppl shipped hunter with willow even though she isn’t “conventionally attractive.” my god sir a) they are children why are we judging their attractiveness levels and b) what.