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Kakegurui Characters Hogwarts Houses

So ive been thinking about this and ive seen people place a bunch of characters from a bunch of different shows in hogwarts houses on tiktok so I decided to do kakegurui characters (my tiktok is @avery._.wallace) so here you go. --THESE ARE MY OPINION--

Gryffindor:

- Yumemi Yumemite

- Nozomi Komabami

- Ibara Obami

- Yumi Totobami

- Miraslava Honebami

Hufflepuff:

- Runa Yomozuki

- Sayaka Igarashi

- Midari Ikishima

- Ririka Momobami

- Miri Youbami

- Ryota Suzi

Ravenclaw:

- Mary Saotome

- Yumeko Jabami

- Kirari Momobami

- Yuriko Nishinotouin

- Sumika Warakubami

Slytherin:

- Itsuki Sumeragi

- Kaede Manyuda

- Rei Batsubami

- Erimi Mushibami

- Miyo Inbami

- Terano Totobami

A lot of these characters we dont get to see much in the show so I placed them based off the vibes I get from them and all these are my opinion so feel free to disagree.

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!Steven Universe season 5 SPOILERS!

so im watching steven universe and im almost done with the show and ive only been watching it for 4 days lol, but anyway, im on season 5 and ruby and sapphire are getting married and AHHHHKJDFGDSKJHSDK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I CANT-

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wait i love this, except erskine, i like to pretend he doesn't exist.

hi! what tattoos do you think the dead men would have (hopefully someone hasn’t asked you this already)? have a great day! :)

Heya! That's a specific enough question that I'd be astonished if I got it before. Hmm.

Skulduggery probably has a tattoo from when he was young and stupid, maybe the name of someone he liked before he met his wife. It's really embarrassing. Also, the name's misspelt.

Ghastly probably has a geometric design on his shoulder, it's pretty.

Anton was probably in a gang sometime, and got a tattoo for that.

Hopeless can't have tattoos if they try, everytime they shift shape it washes out.

Saracen probably has something deliberately stupid, like Dublin forever, or something (it's stupid because he got it before he ever visited Dublin and had zero feeling about the city).

Dexter has none because "he is sane".

Larrikin has tonnes from his time as a sailor. Some are rather questionable

Erskine probably had a secret child of spiders symbol as a way to prove his loyalty, let's be real. And then Ghastly and Anton's names, post Incident, made in a guilt-ridden haze.

Sorry for taking a bit to respond. Have an awesome day, and Christmas if we don't chat before then (and you celebrate it)!

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Idk how I feel ab this. So my friend has minor OCD (actual OCD not the “quirky OCD”) and I have pretty bad anxiety and undiagnosed ADHD (my brother has ADHD and I have all the same symptoms but my parents are convinced im fine and wont take me to get diagnosed, plus my brothers meds are expensive enough). But we both fidget a lot and have pretty self-desturctive habits so we have little fidget things we do to help us focus without being self-destructive. Today we were talking ab this one teacher that talks so slowly and its really hard for us in her class and a friend in our friend group comes up to us and says “imagine having to fidget” and we both j stood there like, 😃what? and she was j like “yeah, imagine not being normal” and I- idk what to do ab that. It was very ableist and i j- idk.

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AHHH so i never got around to watching she-ra but i finally am and im on the first episode of season 2 and that scene where adoa says “hey catra” AHHJDFDHJGJHGDH OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY DYING SHE IS SO HOT

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So I ran for student council last week and when I was researching things for my speech and like things to do and things to not do. All of the sites said the same thing, promote yourself and explain how you are a good candidate and why people should vote for you. Don't “bully” the other candidate, don't put down the other candidates and basically don't be a jerk towards your competition. According to like 5 different sites, this shows you are immature, incapable, and not ready for leadership. Guess what every presidential candidate has done every election year, specifically Trump. That exact thing.

 So im not saying Donny is immature, incapable, and not ready for leader ship. But im not, not saying it either..   

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ahh i love them sm

happy pride month from my fave bi queens !!! 💖💜💙

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god yes

just older percabeth things

they both have ADHD so long car rides are annoying as hell, so a system is developed to help both of them focus. the system is that shotgun chooses the song but both parties have to sing it as loud as possible. when percy's riding shotgun the song changes halfway through, and there is no such thing as a replay button, and it's rarely ever in the same genre as the song preceding it. he doesn't even play music he likes, usually. when annabeth is riding shotgun, she plays 'we didn't start the fire' for three hours until she and percy get it as perfect as they can, considering neither of them can sing. whenever they arrive at their destination they sound like they have strep throat.

they both have dyslexia so when they're babysitting estelle and estelle wants a book read to her, they just start adlibbing while turning pages to make it look like they're reading. percy says one line, annabeth says the next, and between both of their ADHD-driven imaginations, estelle's idea of what the plot of horton hears a who is ends up being........... unique.

annabeth will be very into the current make out session and then percy will pull away and he looks so intense she thinks he's about to say something sweet to her, something that will make her heart do the thing. he opens his mouth and says, "what do you think about getting some plants? i like those tiny dumb cactuses." annabeth is more angry about the fact that he didn't say, "cacti," than she is about the fact that he interrupted the kiss specifically to ask about her opinions on houseplants. they do get houseplants, an obscene amount of them, and they spent a lot of time naming these plants only to get the names mixed up. a lot of plants are over or underwatered because percy said, "can you water bucephalus i forgot to before i left," and then annabeth waters the wrong bucephalus. this culminates in labels on the pots, which are color-coded, because again they're dyslexic and who wants to try that hard to read a label to water your houseplant. then they start forgetting the actual names of the plants in favor of just calling them the color of their label.

annabeth can cook things like frozen pizza, about half the time. she gets distracted and ends up burning things, and she doesn't care enough about food to dedicate time to cooking something a little bit more involved, something she couldn't get distracted cooking. so percy does the cooking. but he talks while he cooks, even if annabeth isn't in the same room. and it's not conversation that really has a followable pattern, either, it's like, "and that one's doing a sizzle, a good sear, good work dude i'm so proud of you, now i need - can we organize the spice cabinet? can we buy a spice rack. how much do spice racks cost. what if i saved the empty spice bottles and made a spice rack of spices, which would mean we wouldn't have to go to the store -"

annabeth is extremely into scented candles, she buys so fucking many scented candles, and when she's doing schoolwork she arranges them around her like she's doing some cult nonsense. effectively, the wall of candles separates her from the rest of the world. percy tries to worm his way in for Annabeth Time and knocks over a candle and sets the carpet on fire at least once a week, but it's not a super big deal because he's got the curse of achilles and he can just smother the fire with his hand. there is no HoO in ba sing se. i can steal estelle from the rest of canon and simply not vibe with the rest of it. but this does mean melted wax spills on the carpet, so their living room carpet is kind of a nightmare.

percy, god help him, may be a talented fighter and graceful on the battlefield, but if you put him in a smallish apartment he is like a large dog that won't stop wagging his tail. he is a destructive force. he is constantly not paying attention to where he leaves his drink, and subsequently knocking it over. they have this cute little table at the end of the hall they rescued from a garage sale, percy knocks it over when stumbling out of their room in the morning at least three times a week. he accidentally uncaps riptide while fixing the sink (which he broke because he and annabeth were fighting, and there's NOTHING more frustrating than having an argument and having to pause it because you flooded the kitchen with your emotions) and now there is a sword-shaped hole in their counter. again, sometimes if percy gets too angry they have to pause fights and continue them in the car, because percy vibes with the destruction of plumbing. annabeth comes home and percy is patching a hole in the wall and he's like iN MY DEFENSE I THOUGHT THE WALL WAS STRONGER THAN THIS. percy singlehandedly murdered the security deposit

their couch is pretty small and it's hilarious when percy tries to sleep on it but it's infinitely more hilarious when annabeth sleeps on percy while he's sleeping on their tiny couch........ annabeth rolls over in her sleep and just hits the ground. she's mean enough to elbow percy until he wakes up, but instead of sleeping in their reasonably sized bed, she makes percy bunch up. this is all by design. annabeth rigged this game. she insisted on getting a small couch specifically to the end of cuddling with percy more, because annabeth is weird enough to think having a tiny couch and being forced to cuddle is preferably to being forced to ask. there is an indignity in the request, you see.

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okay, so:

Rachel is literally one of the richest people in the country…all she had to do was say her full name and that chauffeur in botl immediately cancelled on his client to drive her and her friends around. When you add her wealth and status to the fact that she’s very outspoken about her family’s entire business and organizes and promotes multiple protests and does performance art…like. she’s popular online. no doubt.

Piper’s dad is supposed to be like, the hottest guy in Hollywood, and even though those girls from the wilderness school didn’t recognize her, he doesn’t really strike me as the type of celebrity parent to shield her from the media or events- he wants her to enjoy and take advantage of the privilege she has. I’m sure he’s got her plastered all over his social media and takes her as his date to every red carpet premiere. When you take into account she’s a Troubled Youth™, I’m sure gossip mags and anyone who likes celebrity kids is obsessed with her. 

Annabeth, since Magnus is ‘’’’dead’’’’, is legally the sole heir to her family’s entire fortune, and technically owns the building that Blitz and Hearth are running that wonderful homeless youth shelter out of. I’m sure that will get her some media coverage. 

And then we’ve got…Percy, the kid everyone remembers blew up the St. Louis Arch and I’m SURE there are still debates about whether he was really a hostage or not years later. Frank, who’s grandmother was a wealthy business woman, who hasn’t been seen since his family’s estate mysteriously exploded. Thalia and Jason, who are literally the missing children of a disgraced Hollywood starlet. Don’t you think this could…get messy?

Like…Percy popping up on Rachel and Annabeth’s instagrams, and people who recognize him are just like ‘hey what the fuck’, and internet sleuths who have been obsessed with that case look further into it, and realize Annabeth was also involved in the mysterious kidnapping/terrorist streak, then looking further into her and realizing…apart from her and her nuclear family, everyone she’s related to has died under very mysterious circumstances? Magnus was pulled out of a river with a hole burned into his abdomen. Randolph’s wife and children drowned at sea, Randolph was thrown down a cavern or something, Magnus’ mother was mauled by wolves in her apartment in the middle of Boston…like hello? Then they realize there’s no record of Annabeth like, existing, between the ages of 7 and 12, and…does this bitch even have a birth certificate? Her father’s a notable professor and author, but there’s no mention of her mother anywhere, not even a single picture, and when pressed his life long friends said he just showed up with a baby one day, without even having ever mentioned he was seeing a woman…so this baby just? appeared? one day, with no warning, and now she’s an heiress who owns a homeless shelter in a city she doesn’t live in? what the fuck? The internet sleuths started out trying to crack the mystery of the Arch Bombing and somehow opened up a whole other can of worms.

Oh, right- the bomber! How does Percy Jackson know Rachel Elizabeth Dare?! The conspiracy theorists are worried about that- maybe it wasn’t a kidnapping, maybe the kid really was on a crime spree, and now maybe Rachel is looking to take her protests up to a new level and is looking at this criminal mastermind for help. Some weirdo who knows how to use a facial recognition program and has too much time on his hands identifies them both as being present at the Hoover Dam Riots from a few years ago- the riot that lead to the destruction of those angel statues! The sleuths are then able to pull up an article tying both of them to an explosion at their high school- but with Rachel’s father’s wealth and Percy’s stepfather being a respected teacher there, it’s no wonder charges were dropped! They then find some other weird, buried reports- Rachel stealing a helicopter and flying it into Manhattan? Rachel appearing to have deranged, mysterious ‘episodes’ in the middle of class? Wait, what the fuck- Percy’s school principal reported him as a missing person, and his mother and stepfather were uncooperative with the police investigation? Then Percy showed up 8 months later and claimed his aunt kidnapped him, but wouldn’t give the police any information past that?

So the sleuths start digging into those 8 months- there’s security camera footage showing Percy, looking haggard and homeless, stealing a cop car? around the area of that huge explosion in Rome? spotted all around Greece in the days before the bombing at the Parthenon? What the fuck? 

Then, holy shit- they find footage of him and missing teen Frank Zhang getting onto a private plane less than 20 minutes after the Zhang estate was blown up?? These conspiracy theorists aren’t even barely ready for this rabbit hole. The Zhang kid isn’t very active on social media, but combing through Percy Jackson’s pages they’re able to find a few images of him. Recent, post-estate bombing ones. Most of them appear to be goofy selfies with Percy and an unidentified girl that was also spotted on the security footage with them, but there’s one group shot that catches everyone’s eyes- because apart from featuring the weird Chase girl, what the fuck is that Tristan McLean’s daughter????

So they start combing through Piper’s pages- she’s more active than the Zhang kid, but apart from posting her mugshots with goofy captions, going on rants about meat-eaters, and posting videos of her dad being weird, she doesn’t have a lot of information. Except…one internet sleuth that joined this internet search party swears she recognizes a boy that pops up in a lot of pics on her instagram. Some more digging and they got it- it’s Leo Valdez, the kid who was accused of killing his mother! He’s got some cousins that have been trying to clear his name for years now, but they haven’t been able to find him because he keeps running from foster homes, they have a whole page dedicated to people trying to track him down! They contact the Valdez family members, and they’re elated to find out he’s alive and safe- but then it becomes a question of how does he know Piper McLean and what was he doing with her, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Frank Zhang in Greece around the time of the Parthenon bombing???

They start looking into the other two teenagers pictured with the group in Greece- they can’t find anything on the young girl, other than the Jackson kid referring to her as ‘Hazel’ in some of his posts, but the other boy…

He’s not very active online- just some aesthetic coffee shop pics, a few blurry selfies, and designs for what appears to be an architecture project at his school. But his username is ‘*disgraced*’, he’s called ‘Jay’ and ‘Jason’ in posts by his friends, he’s got blond hair, striking blue eyes, and a very specific scar on his lip…

THE TRUE CRIME COMMUNITY IS FLIPPING THEIR FUCKING SHIT. DID THEY JUST FIND BERYL GRACE’S MISSING SON AFTER 15 FUCKING YEARS?!?!?!

Sleuths completely drop the bomb plot at this fucking point, and put all their energy in finding out if this is The Jason Grace, and- they literally can’t find a record of this person before he suddenly started appearing on Piper McLean’s and Leo Valdez’ media profiles. It looks like all his social accounts were started in August of the year he would’ve turned sixteen. But he’s the right age, he looks close to the computer generated age-up pictures made for the case, and- holy shit someone found a picture on Percy Jackson’s instagram of Jason and a girl called Thalia!

People are losing their minds- this girl looks a lot younger than the 20-something Thalia should be, but Beryl Grace was known for her innocent baby-faced look, so that can explain the difference between her and the aged-up picture. Same striking blue eyes as the boy next to her, same freckle pattern splashed across her nose, same raven hair and sharp smile that made her one of Hollywood’s biggest beauties before she could even talk properly. 

She doesn’t seem to have any social media herself, but pops up in quite a few of Jackson’s and the Chase girl’s pictures. Once Beryl Grace’s old friends, who have been searching for her children for years, see the picture of the smiling siblings together, it’s nothing but tears. They’re insistent that these are absolutely the Grace siblings, and are begging the police in charge of their case to track them down. They want to know they’re safe! And the rest of the world wants answers! Where have they been for all these years!

And how are they connected to what appears to be an ongoing bombing/murder/money grabbing plot????

what is going on here?!?!?!

 All this information gets dragged up in less than a month. People are going full Pepe Silvia level crazy trying to piece everything together. Netflix has already announced a conspiracy documentary about the hunt for the truth about this band of kids and what their end goal is.

Chiron’s just sitting at Camp Halfblood watching all this shit go down like:

Annabeth’s little brothers Bobby and Matthew are going Full Feral Gen Z online to fan the flames of conspiracy, “oh yeah the first time we met Percy Jackson and Thalia Grace they stole our dad’s car and drove it off a mountain”, “one time Annie stabbed a man in front of us”, they post a tik tok of what appears to be Annabeth and Percy drenched in blood and dust cleaning off weapons??? They set an ABBA song over it??? Everyone’s losing their minds but then one day on a live stream people start asking if they know Why their sister and her friends are like this and they just dead pan, ‘oh, they’re all demigods. the ancient gods are all real and it just gets messy for their kids sometimes, Annie’s mom is Athena-” and everyone is like ah. they’re just assholes feeding us false information. (they still post tik toks like ‘put a finger down if one time your sister took you out for ice cream but then this weird man who would later hold the titan kronos in his body showed up and begged her to run away with him so he could avoid the kronos thing even though she was like 15 and he was an adult and then she pulled out a knife and told him she should slit his throat after all he’s put her through but then he called her out on her bluff but still accepted the rejection and left and then she offered to get you a second helping of ice cream if you didn’t tell your parents about that whole thing and then later the ice cream parlor was attacked by a snake woman’ lmao)

Anyway, desktop detectives keep pressuring the police and the fbi and whoever the fuck to look into this whole thing deeper and make some arrests, but they can’t, because while everything that’s been surfaced is suspicious, it’s all circumstantial. The only ones that actually have arrest records are Piper and Leo( and Leo’s was without evidence, as his cousins are still fighting to get the case reopened!), all charges on Percy and Rachel have already been dropped or overturned, there’s absolutely nothing physically connecting Annabeth and her father to their family’s deaths, Frank was never actually a suspect in his family’s fire and while the footage with Percy was suspicious it wasn’t illegal, and they still haven’t been able to physically produce the Grace Siblings or even get a phone number for either of them, so like….all that plus the occasional intervention of the Mist, even though it absolutely looks like this is a whole criminal master plot…they can’t prove it! Just taking a group picture on a boat in Greece isn’t enough to legally claim they bombed the Parthenon!

This all comes to a head when the Netflix docuseries premieres, full of the online theorists who pieced this whole puzzle together but where unable to find the last piece that would connect the whole plot and make it make sense….

Percy Jackson films a video of him and all his friends who are fingered in the docuseries watching and reacting to it. They think it’s completely hilarious. He posts the video to his youtube channel (which Sally later Murders him for) and it’s the top trending video for like…half a fucking year. 

like…the drama. the mess. the conspiracy. I want it. 

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percy jackson characters’ sexualities (in M Y opinion)

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percy: bisexual as FUCK this boy skates he HAS to have a septum piercing, cuffs his jeans and tucks his shirts. give my boy rings on each of his fingers and earrings

annabeth: i really wanna say pansexual because i LOVE percabeth, i can and WILL die for this ship, but she gives me STRONG lesbian vibes. she has since the first book like this baby had princess like golden curls and a warrior’s complex you cannot tell me she doesn’t love women c’mon

grover: this boy is straight and in love with his girlfriend, also straight, but will punch you in the face if you dare say something homophobic or transphobic

jason: he’s the chad we all have in highschool who uses homophobia to hide the fact that he’s gay. love him though he’s my baby. totally pansexual

piper: lesbian. we been knew. she can step on my neck and i’ll call it flirting. in love with every single female to ever cross this earth. 10/10 will die for love because gods forbid they take the pretty girl she likes without taking her too

leo: gay as shit. you know the gayest kid in your school? he’s gayer. 100% realised this when he saw narcissus and i’ll die defending the fact that he tried to impress him and not the fangirls

hazel: baby is straight and an ally

frank: same as hazel. will cuddle you after kicking a homophobe’s ass

do i even have to mention nico like

will is asexual pass it on

reyna is aromantic. she doesn’t like boys she just has daddy issues and sought affection and validation from men then realized they are trash. i don’t think she’s into girls either idk

hylla is the king of lesbians who hunts men for sport and that is canon

my girl rachel elizabeth dare: bisexual. more into girls. maybe that’s just me totally in love with this redhead and like to imagine i would have a shot with her or maybe it’s the vibe. she listens to sweater weather with percy and calls it bonding

thanks for coming to my ted talk. no i don’t accept criticism. these are my opinions, don’t forget that