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dorcas meadowes with a nose ring

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crimson rivers dorlene, my loves 🖤

“When the arena breaks open, it's on Dorcas' orders” ahh I love them

fic: crimson rivers by bizarrestars (ao3)

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mwah

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A little dorlene couch cuddle for @uhhlifeig

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I NEED SOME FLUFFY JILY HC'S PLEASE

fluffy jily hcs because i can never get to my asks on time (ILYSM LINN IM SO SORRYYYYTY 😭😭😭)

james gets up the earliest in this household because he's a psychopath morning run typa guy, lily sleeps in for HOURS. like she'll literally wake up at 4 pm sometimes and james will keep checking her pulse every 5 minutes thinking she's dead or something

lily: *wakes up at 6 pm* oh hi babe

james, standing in the corner, thinking she just rose from the dead or smth: 😨😨😨

intermission: promoting the song disco by surf curse, and also never lose me by flo milli, best music frfr

okok but lily is the big spoon, you can't change my mind. like she loves loves LOVES to just wrap her arms around james and press her face into his back, partly bc of the abandonment issues that she has, and james needs a weight on top of him to sleep, so they end up sleeping in a weird position where james is half on his side, half on his stomach, and lily is latched onto his back with one leg just thrown over him or something. 

they're so cute oh my god ❤️❤️❤️ i swear guys i might exit my bartylus brainrot to explode the jily microfics. or jegulily??? actually yeah methinks jegulily but STILL WIWGWJHAKAHAJ-

they're the original "neat freak" x "messy af" couple, bc i honestly see lily as being really into art and the likings and james will walk into the flat while she's working on something and her stuff will be everywhere and james is just like NUH UH and drops everything to help organize

no but imagine him helping her organize books and stuff at hogwarts and slowly lily realizes he's doing more flirting than organizing 😏😏 lol

i saw someone say james would be a househusband and i YES. for no particular reason except the vibes.

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CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

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reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

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being a multishiper is so wild like I'll reblog/post something about jily but i also want people to understand that i love marylily. and pandalily. and jegulus. ect ect ect.

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sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)

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save me fictional lesbians save me (they in fact won't save me) (they will probably make things worse) (they wil literally break my heart forever and leave me pick up the pieces for the rest of my life)

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some emmary headcannons cause i love them more than anything:

- emmeline was always super good at quidditch, but hid her talents at school cause she didn’t want to be the centre of attention, meanwhile mary over here LOVES having everyone’s eyes on her

- didn’t meet until during the war, fell for each other in that 12 year gap

- emmeline wanted to join the order and fight in the second wizarding war, mary didn’t, they fought about it a lot

- emmeline DID NOT DIE (actually, she realised running away together was the safest option so she chose mary over the war and switched places with someone who had polyjuice potion to look like her, and they were the one who died in order of the phoenix, NOT HER)

- emmeline was a year younger than mary at school, she was in ravenclaw with kingsley and that was how they met later on

- emmeline plays the piano beautifully, mary can’t play it for shit, emmeline has a horrible singing voice, mary has the voice of an angel (they have a big grand piano in their house which emmeline plays and mary sings along)

- during the second wizarding war, hestia flirts a little too much with emmeline, and mary gets sooo jealous, which is ultimately just hilarious to emmeline who loves mary more than anything

- mary’s family lives throughout both wars, emmeline (who is an only child) witnesses her parents die during the first wizarding war, and it is a big part of her wanting to join the second time around

- at night before the go to sleep they’ll snuggle up in bed and gossip and kiss and talk for hours about anything and everything and it’s so adorable and lovely

- mary and emmeline get married and have multiple children (i’m thinking two, maybe three) and they grow old together and live happily ever after, THE END

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when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖

ahhhh just five?

wires (the neighborhood)

hot to go! (chappell roan)

off to the races (lana del rey)

naked in manhattan (chappell roan)

chihiro (billie eilish)

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DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)

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"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.

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btw the a+ in lgbtqia+ stands for a+ as in a really good grade so remember to do your homowork and get good gays.

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James: WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!

Sirius: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!

James: THINK OF HIS KIDS! THINK OF HIS  FRIENDS!

Sirius: I SWEAR I MEANT NO HARM!!!

Remus:

Remus: James…

Remus: It… it was just an ant.

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I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time