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TAZ CHARACTERS AS ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS

taako + lup: leo

merle: taurus

magnus: aries

kravitz: capricorn

lucretia: virgo

barry: cancer

sloane: scorpio

johann: pisces

angus: virgo

aubrey: sagittarius

duck: capricorn

ned: pisces

mama: cancer

jake: taurus

indrid: aquarius

pigeon: aries

agent stern: gemini

hollis: leo

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okay so I live in seattle and it’s currently sNoWpocALyPes and all I can think of is the calamity tree arc

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Duck, flexing: You see these arms?

Duck: Wii sports resort.

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the new tumblr dot com color scheme that burns your retinas on sight is exactly what the cryptonomica’s web page looked like after ned got his hands on some HTML color codes change my mind

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my crops are withering and it’s due to a lack of that mothed man

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Okay, so Duck’s vision. I think Leo’s going to die- or at least get very close to death. The abomination will probably try to infiltrate the pineguard by transforming into Leo, Duck’s mentor. And either Leo somehow lives or he dies- I think maybe he finds the body at the end.

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I spotted a middle aged man riding a skateboard through the woods this morning, wearing a Ranger uniform. Is he alright?

Looks like town celebrity Park Ranger Duck Newton is exploring a new method of transportation! Good for him trying something new.

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What if Stern isn’t there to discover if bigfoot exists because they already know bigfoot exists. The reality is the government knew about the last gate from Leo’s time as the savior and now they’re trying to track down the newest one and finding video evidence of an abomination is the ACTUAL thing that got their attention.

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Y’ALL

I’m re-listening to TAZ Amnesty, and the very first time we see mama (apart from the intro), Griffin says this:

her sculptures

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hey guys remember how ned called barclay “squatch boy” cuz i just did

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Duck’s search history, probably

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Minerva: I have made the chosen one!

Leo: Effed up a perfectly good forest ranger is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety.

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griffin referred to duck newton wearing beacon as a belt as "horny"

this is a fact

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tbh i feel like i have subtly shipped barclay and agent stern for months, bc i think “man who is trying to find/expose bigfoot falls in love with actual bigfoot” sounds great. but they never interact and i’ve never seen anyone else talk about it!

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I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that agent stern walked out of amnesty lodge in the middle of a discussion about monsters and basically just said “y’all good?” and then went back inside

Like who is funding his investigation?

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Here’s what’s bothering me about the latest abomination.

The description of the creature that attacked the Hornets and the fact that Dani is missing time suggests that this thing can possess people, right?

But the fact that “Gregor” and Gregor’s corpse were in different rooms at the same time suggests that it’s a shapeshifter or otherwise creating doubles, right?

And I think it’s unlikely that it can do both.  Narratively it just feels weird for it to have two totally different powers with such similar uses.  Plus, if it can possess people, why kill Gregor and then impersonate him?  Wouldn’t it be much cleaner to just possess him rather than leave proof laying around that it’s an imposter?  But if it doesn’t possess people and it’s just a shapeshifter, then why the hell doesn’t Dani remember what she did the night before?  It just doesn’t add up right.  

I’m thinking one of two things happened.  One, it knocked Dani out before taking her shape so it could make sure she wouldn’t get in the way.  (I’m assuming it left her alive because it’s more interested in framing her and jeopardizing the whole lodge than it is in just random slaughter?)

OR. Dani’s blackout is completely unrelated, and there’s two problems loose in Kepler.  

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honestly i thought the body at the morgue was gonna be jake coolice and i was ready to fight griffin andrew mcelroy