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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

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HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS "FUCK‐WEB"

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how did they know

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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time traveler inconsolable after learning that humpty dumpty's fall is a fixed point in history

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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

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tumblr mutual to discord friend pipeline is one of the most beautiful things out there

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If this website goes down, you can think about me while you jerk off

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

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you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators