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Gahhh!! Finally x-x sooo I had an issue with the e-mail this account is attached to and couldn't access it. So those who were in threads with me are you still wanting me to reply? If you're still around that is.

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I am back home! And will be making posts and replies. I am so sorry for being away but a lot happened while I was on vacation. I suffered withdrawal from a medication I was on, and the biggest thing. I got engaged!

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No one ever tells you how hard it can be, when you’ve been fighting for a year and are worn down.

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                                   🐸  — Dad Jokes Sentence Starters 

What not a better way to earn a laugh or a fac palm when interacting with on another! Here’s a list of the most cheesiest, and stupidest dad jokes for your roleplay needs

“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.“ 

“I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”

“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”

“Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!”

“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”

“What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.”

“What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.”

“How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.”

“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.”

“I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”

“Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”

“Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.”

“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”

“A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.’”

“I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.”

“I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”

“How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.”

“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”

“Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!”

“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”

“Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

“This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”

“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”

“I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”

“What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! “ 

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”

“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…”

“Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.”

“That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.”

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Replies coming I am so so sorry for the delay! Tomorrow I promise

Those that don’t know I’m just coming out of chemo treatments and just finished heavy pain meds and so went through a withdrawal phase from them which made me ill, painful and just a mess I couldn’t function right but I’m back to normal now after needing rest.

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I will be getting to replies and possibly another few starters soon. I was at Nashville comic con all weekend so am still a bit tired but it was fun seeing James Arnold Taylor again so glad he rememberes me 😂 Obi remembers Laine.

Heck I even cosplayed her rebel outfit and I kinda like how it looked gonna have to draw her in it for sure eventually ❤️

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Coruscant, was massive not only on the surface but below as well. And she’d only ever known the Temple but today while the Jedi were distracted with other things the youngling saw her chance. Now, she wandered the streets and looked up at the speeders above her singular, sage green eye scanning around she was still youngling aged, not even a padawan and here she was having an adventure. One she couldn’t even talk about later cause, Force, would she be in big trouble.

But she’d be home before then..at least that was the plan. But now…she wasn’t sure looking around she didn’t recognize where she’d gone. But she couldn’t show she was unsure and scared, no that was a sign for anyone to come snatch her up and she was a Jedi and not only a Jedi but a Kenobi she was brave, just like her daddy…right? She turned taking a deep breath as she did so her eye shut tight but when she opened it, she could only hope something familiar would pop up, she slowly started to peak.

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Am going to make some starters cause I’m bored. Also feel free to shoot memes or starters at me.

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Panic Attack Starters:

“Calm down, I’m here now.” “Stop panicking, you’re only making it worse!” “I can’t breathe-“ “Are you having a panic attack? Wait- let me help, just breathe.” “Oh darling, no one cares about your pity act. Gasp for air all you like.” “It’s just a panic attack, I’m fine, I’m used to it just- give me a moment.” “Give me space I can’t fucking breathe!” “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god-“ “Why are you shaking so much?” “You look pale… sit down.” “Are you all right?” “D-don’t come in- I’m fine-“ “Look at me, okay? Everything is fine, just breathe, in and out. In and out.” “I think I’m going to throw up.” “Stop crying, I’m so sick of you pretending to be scared.” “Did something happen? Are you okay?” “I didn’t know you suffered panic attacks.” “I thought you stopped having these…” “Have you taken your medication?” “Okay, sit up, watch me, and breathe. We’ll do this together.” “Don’t panic like that! You’re going to give me a panic attack too!”

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Reblog if you’re a roleplayer who suffers from anxiety

Sometimes, it’s not a lack of muse or short attention span or lack of time. Sometimes we’re too afraid to write out the reply we had in mind in fear it’s inadequate or written too fast. Then we send replies days, or even weeks, later that we had thought out in our mind since the beginning. 

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I thought I’d posted this before guess not. A commission of baby Lainey from Everybery on deviantart. And yes, Laine has been missing her right eye since she was a tiny bean.

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❛  are you okay? are you hurt?  ❜ to satine fro cody

Was she? What happened? She shook her head and ran her hand through her blond hair, to one, sort it out and neaten herself up and two, making sure there wasn't any blood or pain coming from her head. So far so good it seemed. She kept trying to recall what had just happened, what had alerted him to her. She looked to Cody, she knew him through Obi-Wan, he'd spoken often and highly of his commander and she had enjoyed hearing his stories of course, and it made this situation now a little easier.

Clearing her throat, realizing then that it was slightly drier then before she nodded "I think so, I don't feel any injuries." Yet. She thought almost bitterly, knowing adrenaline was at the moment running through her and had masked everything even remotely close to pain. "Give it time, I'm sure something will pop up." She answered with a dry, forced cough. She looked around herself then, "What happened?" She managed to ask, maybe he'd know since she was blind sided by whatever it was. She knew that it could of been a number of things, a number of people...clans, that could of caused whatever had just happened. Death Watch was the biggest thought, granted they'd kept themselves scarce since Obi-Wan's last visit that was for sure. And she was grateful but had also been on more alert with their silence.

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"You are in so much trouble." to laine from rex

"Kriff, kriff...aaah kriff!" The first thoughts which had come to mind, were not very...lady-like for her, then again when was the last time she needed to be anyway? Granted she knew by now that voice, and stiffened she could run, but she'd be caught way too soon after. She had been around some of the Clones when she first visited her father, getting to know just who, and what they were she found the ones she'd met interesting for sure. She had grown up as an only child, and had always wondered what it would be like to have siblings, but not the many they had of course. So maybe it was a good thing her arrival into the galaxy was as taboo as it was.

She shifted her gaze slowly behind her, still trying to come up with something, anything. And then it clicked and she gave off a soft, little huff "T-trouble? What kind of trouble?" Her voice carried the accent that was a mix of her parantage mostly though her fathers accent, naturally soft but could carry a lot of emotion if she needed it too. She noted the colour combination on the white armour and breathed out softly, knowing the clone, somewhat, he was apart of Anakin's command. "I don't know what you're talking about." She tried, keeping her voice as level as she could but, then again being caught, how could she continue to keep it up? She was sure Cody or her other "baby sitters" had said something about her getting into trouble at times.

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Replies coming tonight am so sorry for delays on them but this week was busy a ton of appointments to deal with x-x

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🐝  *  ―  𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  why did you have to leave me?  ❜ ❛  how could you do this to me?  ❜ ❛  i trusted you!  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, but i can't do this anymore.  ❜ ❛  do you even care how much you hurt me?  ❜ ❛  i'll never stop fighting for us, no matter what.  ❜ ❛  i don't know if i can forgive you.  ❜ ❛  i never thought i'd feel so alone, even when you're right here.  ❜ ❛  please don't go, i can't handle losing you too.  ❜ ❛  you were the one person i thought i could always count on. why did you have to let me down?  ❜ ❛  did you ever even care about us? about me?  ❜ ❛  i wish i could hate you for what you've done, but i can't.  ❜ ❛  why do you always have to play games with my feelings?  ❜ ❛  i never thought saying goodbye would hurt this much.  ❜ ❛  every time i close my eyes, all i see is the pain you've caused.  ❜ ❛  why do you insist on tearing us apart when we could be so happy together?  ❜ ❛  i'm tired of pretending everything's okay when it's clearly not.  ❜ ❛  i don't even know who you are anymore.  ❜ ❛  i need you to understand how much you mean to me.  ❜ ❛  i'm scared of losing you, but i'm even more scared of losing myself.  ❜ ❛  why won't you let me in? what are you so afraid of?  ❜ ❛  you were my world, and now everything is falling apart.  ❜ ❛  how am i supposed to trust anyone after what you've done?  ❜ ❛  i can't go through this heartache again.  ❜ ❛  why did you leave without saying goodbye?  ❜ ❛  how could you say something like that to me?  ❜ ❛  you've always had a way of making me feel worthless.  ❜ ❛  don't you dare walk away from me when i'm talking to you.  ❜ ❛  please, just tell me the truth, even if it hurts. i can handle it.  ❜ ❛  i don't know how to fix what's broken between us anymore.  ❜ ❛  you're not the person i fell in love with anymore.  ❜ ❛  just hold me and tell me everything will be okay, even if it's a lie.  ❜ ❛  i trusted you, and you betrayed me.  ❜ ❛  i never meant to hurt you, it was never my intention.  ❜ ❛  i've given you everything, and it's still not enough.  ❜ ❛  why do you always have to make everything about you?  ❜ ❛  why did you do it? why did you betray me like that?  ❜ ❛  i miss you ... more than words can say.  ❜ ❛  you're the best thing that ever happened to me, and i'm scared of losing you.  ❜ ❛  i'll always be here for you, no matter what. just please don't shut me out.  ❜

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the receiver has told the sender that they haven't slept for several days due to intense nightmares, and asks them to stay the night so that they might be able to sleep. send in " i stayed. " for the receiver to waken the next morning and find the sender to still be sitting by their bedside, having stayed the whole night to ensure they slept.

alternatively, send in " you stayed. " for the sender to waken the next morning and find the receiver is still sitting by their bedside, having stayed the whole night to ensure they slept.

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Ick, I hate needles to begin with and had to have one done in my knee just now. It hurts ;-; it sucked but nothing like when they took the fluid out of my knee.