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Mayan page-a-day calendar

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Accepted meets not another teen movie

Freshman learn drinking isn't cool

Guy named Chris Skateboard has a fake id but halfway through they all agree to just drink soda

Carlos Mencia is in it

Asher Roth I love college

WiFi is brand new and net cafes are still around

Justin Long is in it, somebody says "didnt you already make this movie?"

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Like snails on a chalkboard.

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Slowly but surely the plus turns to a check

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White water fingertips

Legs ripple pronounced like lakes

Breaths of wind, kid

Like a poem, I should brush my teeth I guess

Is it a poem (/) if you say so(?)

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Cuddle buddies

(via)

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Hitting a lull, this is water

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For some strange reason nobody at the rave seems to appreciate my sleeveless Franz Kafka shirt 💁‍♀️

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Yeah I'm into fitness... Fitness whole gym in my mouth

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Only trust technology as far as you can throw it. And you can probably not throw it very far. Unless it is useful.

-Peggy Hill

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"Ceci n'est pas une perceuse"

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Medium intensity massage, or, a supposedly relaxing thing I'll never do again

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"exasperated" vs "exacerbated",

(and which one are you if/when you can't remember the difference?)

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If someone says to you, "it's not contagious," you shouldn't say, "what is?" because it's not.

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Jordan Peterson's carnival diet

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Church sign said "power in the blood" 🤘