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[drumortem]

a private original musician character inspired by 80's rock bands and set within a verse created by v1xette / written by fay

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one day . . i’ll write a meta on the way easton gets these intense nerves before each show . questioning himself in his skills and whether he’s good enough to continue his journey in the band . whether they’re all just waiting for the right moment to pull the rug out from under him and kick him out of the band when he’s at his peak . he’s so scarily afraid of not being able to keep up with them all solely because he grew up on a different music scene . despite his bandmates showing him that they’re so so very fond of him , he still can’t get that rattling out of his head .

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✧ t70sshow sentence starters. ⠀ ⠀-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- ⠀ @cheernerds ➸ answered. ೃ༄

‘  when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.  ’

╰            ⸻    ✟  an  expression  similar  to  one  of  confusion  covers  his  facial  features  ,  eyebrows  knitting  together  once  she  had  finished  speaking  .  pointer  and  middle  finger  pause  in  their  motions  of  twirling  the  drumstick  between  the  two  fingers  upon  her  final  words  ,  her  voice  reaching  distracted  ears  and  grabbing  his  attention  with  ease  .  prim  never  seemed  to  struggle  in  gathering  the  attention  of  the  drummer  ,  her  voice  coming  into  his  ears  like  a  sweet  melodic  sound  that  he’d  grasp  onto  for  as  long  as  he  could  .  or  ,  for  as  long  as  humanly  possible  .  having  been  crouching  down  in  front  of  her  to  listen  to  her  speak  ,  he  carefully  used  one  hand  to  push  down  on  his  knee  as  he  came  to  a  full  stand  .  easily  towering  over  her  ,  easton  was  quick  to  place  his  drumstick  into  his  back  pocket  of  beige  cargo  pants  whilst  his  other  hand  rose  to  push  a  bit  of  hair  out  of  his  face  .

              ❝  .  .  wait  ,  wait  ,  mate  ,  with  that  sort  of  obligation  .  .  can  i  be  your  enemy  ?  .  .  ❞  and  quickly  after  his  idiotic  ,  yet  clever  inquiry  ,  the  cheekiest  of  smirks  grow  onto  his  face  as  he  takes  several  steps  back  away  from  her  .  as  he  had  already  known  due  to  previous  instances  ,  most  inappropriate  comments  from  him  would  earn  a  quick  slap  to  the  arm  or  a  small  string  of  swears  that  normally  ended  in  a  soft  ,  ‘  you’re  lucky  i  like  you  ‘  .  of  course  ,  he  never  intended  on  crossing  an  actual  boundary  with  her  .  he  cared  too  much  about  her  to  want  to  cause  any  true  discomfort  .  even  when  done  on  accident  ,  he’d  be  quick  to  apologize  as  sincerely  as  he  had  experienced  that  only  once  in  the  past  few  months  of  them  being  in  each  other’s  company  .  hence  his  next  moves  .

               ❝  i’m  just  messin’  around  ,  prim  !  you  and  your  short  ass  will  get  tossed  if  you  hit  me  this  time  .  ❞

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loose  strands  of  hair  fall  back  as  his  head  was  tilted  upward  ,  chin  lifting  high  whilst  the  drummer's  eyes  peered  intently  into  the  various  lighting  fixtures  above  them  .  not  a  good  idea  in  hindsight  ,  but  that  didn't  stop  him  from  wanting  to  analyze  just  how  well  the  venue  was  illuminated  on  his  own  terms  .  even  if  it  meant  practically  blinding  himself  for  a  moment  ,  his  head  suddenly  dipping  forward  and  down  to  allow  him  a  second  of  rubbing  at  his  eyes  with  a  single  hand  .    ❝  damn  !  alright  .  .  don't  do  that  ,  it  hurts  your  eyes  like  hell  .  ❞    he  gives  the  warning  calmly  as  a  grin  spreads  onto  his  face  once  he's  finally  making  actual  eye  contact  with  the  other  beside  him  .  ❝  our  venues  always  have  lighting  like  this  .  for  the  most  part  ,  roxie  says  it's  to  create  a  vibe  .  i  think  she's  right  .  .  plus  ,  you're  super  hot  ,  so  you  look  fine  in  any  lighting  .  don't  worry  your  pretty  head  ,  doll  .  ❞

⟨ @drumortem ! ⟩

❝    the     ˡⁱᵍʰᵗⁱⁿᵍ    in    𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔    𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆    is    ATROCIOUS.    please    tell    me    𝗡𝗢𝗧    𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬    𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗨𝗘    is    like    this.    ❞

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✰ * º ❛   that 70′s show sentence starters   ❜

‘  you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking.  ’ ‘  god, what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch?  ’ ‘  oh, is this what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?  ’ ‘  because you’re breaking up the band, yoko!  ’ ‘  an apple? where’s my candy, you son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  she told me she loves me and then i told her i loved cake…  ’ ‘  how’d you’d like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?  ’ ‘  look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would.  ’ ‘  you know he never liked phones. he said he could hear voices in ‘em.  ’ ‘  when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.  ’ ‘  you know what your problem is? you’re really cute… so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.  ’ ‘  god, we are such the… perfect couple?  ’ ‘  you’re cold? well damn, i can’t control the weather!  ’ ‘  the gym, or as i like to call it, the institute of things i can’t do.  ’ ‘  well, i’d like to help but… not as much as i’d like not to.  ’ ‘  don’t put me in your fantasies. i don’t even like being in your real life.  ’ ‘  i don’t like people. i like rock n’ roll, sex, and pizza – in that order.  ’ ‘  i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to.  ’ ‘  and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream!  ’ ‘  don’t hate me because i’m beautiful.  ’ ‘  i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you.  ’ ‘  i’m going to go out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one.  ’ ‘  where zen ends, ass kicking begins.  ’ ‘  you guys are fighting like cats and whores.  ’ ‘  cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake.  ’ ‘  well, my head says no, but my heart says no.  ’ ‘  the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood.  ’ ‘  hey man, if you don’t get caught, everything’s legal.  ’ ‘  yeah, but god didn’t see that. i was in my van, and he can’t see through lead.  ’ ‘  college is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts.  ’ ‘  college is for women who don’t want to marry the first idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard moron children.  ’ ‘  i was never happy. i was just less pissed off.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle.  ’ ‘  i have a definite opinion on this… i don’t care.  ’ ‘  when he’s unhappy, i know our relationship is in good shape.  ’ ‘  all right, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.  ’ ‘  that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.  ’ ‘  we have some breaking news: i’m toasted.  ’ ‘  but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there.  ’ ‘  oh, please. i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not pouting. that would upset our routine. god knows i wouldn’t want to move in a new direction and accidentally slip in a puddle of fun or anything.  ’ ‘  i’ve just decided being sad is a waste of my time.  ’ ‘  he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part.  ’ ‘  i don’t really cook much. i just plan on getting by on my looks.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, you just don’t move on from me. i’m like alcohol. you need a twelve-step program to break my smell.  ’ ‘  you know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass makes me really glad i’m not poor.  ’ ‘  the person i love the most is me!  ’ ‘  i was voted most popular, best legs, and now godmother? what can’t i do?  ’ ‘  why am i alone and all of you less attractive people are happy?  ’ ‘  it’s better to have loved and loss than to be butt ugly.  ’ ‘  okay, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: everyone loves me.  ’ ‘  why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?  ’ ‘  i got a lot of free time. i mainly use it to nap and cry.  ’ ‘  i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.  ’ ‘  have you been in bed all day?  ’ ‘  last night i only slept like… nine hours.  ’ ‘  i pity you because you’re dumb.  ’ ‘  responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.  ’ ‘  they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man.  ’ ‘  i would love car sex… or just sex… or just a car.  ’ ‘  no, i don’t feel bad. i don’t feel anything.  ’ ‘  man, think about it. we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends… i live for days like this!  ’ ‘  it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die.  ’ ‘  talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? what’s gonna help me is, like, drinking.  ’ ‘  hey, yeah, that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard!  ’ ‘  i wish i was an octopus.  ’ ‘  thanks, but i’ve gotta go to sleep because i have a big day of misery ahead of me.  ’ ‘  life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you.  ’ ‘  well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born.  ’ ‘  i don’t have a hickey. i was using a curling iron.  ’ ‘  give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire.  ’ ‘  i’m a hottie, you’re a nottie.  ’ ‘  prison is not an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people.  ’ ‘  man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.  ’ ‘  oh, no. now i have to act normal.  ’ ‘  oh, i just remembered i can’t loan it to you on account of i hate you.  ’ ‘  i’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women.  ’ ‘  you know what the best thing god ever did was? boobs.  ’ ‘  i’m like ketchup. i go good on everything!  ’ ‘  when we were about to fool around and i said that i washed my hands, but i really just got done playing with like six dogs.  ’ ‘  there’s a rabbit stuck in a tree and i want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.  ’ ‘  if this is about maturity then i want nothing to do with it.  ’ ‘  a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna blink ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.  ’ ‘  you seem normal around your family, but out in the real world, you’re kinda nuts.  ’ ‘  i could get arrested. i could go to girl prison. this freakin’ rocks!  ’ ‘  my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides, but i can’t because they’re both idiots.  ’ ‘  why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? i mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.  ’ ‘  i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.  ’ ‘  i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for making him happy.  ’ ‘  i’m not jealous, i just want to pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room.  ’ ‘  hello, it is me, the object of your desire.  ’ ‘  i’m a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. i’m pretty hard to ignore.  ’ ‘  a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.  ’ ‘  you see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.  ’ ‘  i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth.  ’ ‘  i don’t answer stupid questions.  ’

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let easton call your muse at 2 am asking if they want to come skating with him . he’ll hold their hand while he lets them use his board to skate

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thinking  about  when  easton  would  play  the  piano  with  his  mom  .  just  the  two  of  them  sitting  together  and  playing  some  of  the  softest  and  sometimes  even most  emotional  melodies  .  wow  i  am  on  the  floor  head  in  my  hands

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𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 . . independent , selective , private blog for an original and fandomless musician muse . low - activity . drummer of the band , post mortem , created by ufo . twenty-one plus only . let's get lit , gang . cradled carefully by amina . © 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 !

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#DRUMORTEM : independent , private , original fandomless muse , EASTON SUMMER , musician - oc based in the universe created by UFO . twenty-one plus . played musically by amina .  

𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 : these bandmates are my family, rock and roll is life, exploring your true self, and being a god-damn animal !

carrd . memes . plot wishlist

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bites him.

❝  love  .  .  come  on  ,  you  can  bite  harder  than  that  .  ❞    corner  of  his  lips  pull  upward  ever  so  slightly  ,  a  smirk  becoming  prominent  on  his  face  before  he's  shifting  in  his  position  on  the  couch  situated  backstage  . with her straddling his lap , she wasn't too difficult to reach now .  carefully  ,  hands  move  to  come  forward  and  rest  comfortably  against  her  lower  back  .  as  if  to  give  her  a  quick  demonstration  ,  his  head  is  dipping  down  and  toward  the  crook  of  her  neck  to  allow  his  lips  to  meet  the  soft  skin  .  teeth  grazing  the  flesh  carefully  before  he's  biting  down  with  a  sort  of  purpose  ,  an  intentional  bite  .  one  to  leave  a  mark  ,  most  definitely  .  

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she's booping his nose ( ig he must be sitting bc it's the only way she's reaching his face otherwise ) ♡

❝  look  how  small  your  hands  are  ,  mate  ,  this  is  fuckin'  adorable  .  ❞  his  eyes  are  latched  onto  her  index  finger  before  a  quiet  ,  playful  laugh  escapes  him  and  he's  pushing  himself  up  from  his  seat  .  without  warning  ,  strong  arms  are  wrapping  around  her  waist  and  hoisting  her  into  the  air  ,  the  brightest  of  grins  plastered  onto  his  face  .  ❝    and  you  get  a  hug  for  that  ,  miss  suzie  .  ❞

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my dude!!!

❝  argyle  !  mate  ,  you're  exactly  who  i've  been  waitin'  on  .  ❞

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working  on  his  carrd  and  then  i'm  gonna  post  a  promo  ,,  and  then  i'll  rb  a  few  memes  to  get  the  ball  rollin'  .  i'm  excitedd

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gives him a kiss!

❝ right . . is one really enough for me ? how ‘bout one more ? . . or two ? miss roxie , you’re a goddamn catch . ❞

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I’m gonna strangle you, and then I’m gonna kiss you, and then I’m gonna strangle you again

❝ so . . let me get down on the floor so you can reach my neck to do that , pretty girl ❞

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because i am working on his carrd ,,, just a few little thingies for now —

• his name is easton summer , he’s 21 and a whole ass capricorn ,, good heavens

• he’s the drummer for the band post mortem , and i headcanon that he gives off the same energy as that scene from lemonade mouth when the girls are losing their shit over charlie while he’s going crazy on the drums — yeah . y’all know the scene ,,,

• he was born and raised in australia , moved to america when he was around sixteen , and met the other members of the band when he was around eighteen and has been with them since . his aussie accent is still just as thick and present

• getting put into the band as the drummer was fairly easy for him due to his adaptable music taste . he actually grew up enjoying 90s hip hop / rap — but his drumming was outstanding and he could vibe with the metal and rock music the band made . he fit in nicely like a soft puzzle piece

• lmao scarlet knows this but i gotta interconnect all my ocs — so , in that regard , easton is kailee’s best friend . he had a major fuckin crush on her when he first met her for a few months but then ultimately realized they’d be better off friends as he can be a bit ,, impulsive sometimes . he didn’t want that for her . but the two are still close as ever to this day and she’s the first one he calls at 3 am when he wants to talk about what to order for a late night snack

• this is a big boy . he’s 6’4 , really built but pudgy as well , so like he’s got the soft and squish to him while also having the muscle to clock someone if need be . but he’s a dumbass at heart and is very quick to get into silly goofy situations

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man . .