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Burger King Internet corner, New York (1998)

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@murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt MUUUUUUUUURTTTTT. Got a great job opportunity down in pompeii for you if you want it. We’re just aboit to close up shop and head home but it’s a great history lesson. 40.7497° N, 14.5053° E

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yaoi yaoi bl bl yaoi yaoi

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I’ll swallow my pride. Thanks for eating at Anus.

me giving Rick the wrong order at the drive thru

How funking DARE u

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To the Italian throwing the angel hair pasta, throw a little straighter

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bp and i looking at each other like 'we are so fucked'.

if you havent noticed you can see my neck now

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shoutout to big pharma for sponsoring my de-aging serum. nothing to do with Anus, fuck me right?

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manager morty is the only one who can get me to admit I’m a grandpa. that’s why I’ve had to block all his numbers and socials

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New Anus establishment

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birdperson to fly over the Atlantic with the ikea

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jerry’s on all fours snorting this orange juice like his life depends on it everything’s illegal it’s all wrong I can’t stop looking at him from my rear view mirror he’s so uninteresting his ass is pulsing like crazy

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FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

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There you are. I found you. You’re mine. Take off your hat. Put this one on with the Anus. Remove your eyepatch … okay now put it back on. You’re one of us now Morty, you flip placenta burgers at Anus Morty!!! Nnyou’re Anus Morty!!!!

MCDONALD’S

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WHOASWHOAEWHOAXWHOAY easy easy there THAT’S THE BODY I WANT BROTHER. IS THIS ALL THE EXERCISE YOU DO ?

FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

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Forgot Birdperson works here. @intergalacticartiste Want me to hook you up? I saw Morty’s posts you can say yes

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Forgetting Manager Morty, bonding with new Jerry (I’ve been calling him Jer-bear. It was funny at first but I’m starting to think he likes it. Tiles are looking a little too clean).

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Jerry played Holding Out for a Hero on our way to Surgeon Rick for leftover placentas - I slammed on the brakes. ‘Jump in the front seat, Jerry.’ I tap him on the head with my forefinger. 'SNAP OUT OF IT, WE’RE ON A HIGHWAY - DO YOU REALIZE THE INSANE SPEED THIS SHIT’LL MAKE ME— - - Jerry and I were hit by a truck - Mack from Cars - not real, they/he/she was painted to look the same. I’d never get rammed by the Mack. There’s a fridge in my ward with the placentas in. Somebody really needs to take them to Anus. I’m going to beam MURT instructions now, chanting @murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt