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I haven’t been here in literal years at this point. Damn, I missed you guys.

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so it turns out one reason why kissanime’s been sucking ass lately in terms of load times is cause rapidvideo literally uses your browser to mine cryptocurrency???

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Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

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“I know my heart will never be the same But I’m telling myself I’ll be okay.”

— Sara Evans (via thegoodvybe)

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The worst part is...I want to taste it

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When you give a baby a KitKat #babyboy #iloveyou #imsoluckytohaveyou #babyandree #mylove #snacksforlife https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Ubrkfgohy5M12A3GA8zGViYIoNwLgUtH4pX00/?igshid=19ynp8025ubfe

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Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

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remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that

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honestly, the thing bout depression is that everything makes me want to nap. virtually any trick from anyone to “wake up” my dumbass brain will transform into an excellent reason to go lie down 

take a shower so you’re alert? clean and comfy, the sheets would feel so nice, perfect time for a nap

eat some food so you have energy? nice full belly, time for some rest

go for a walk outside to break grogginess? need to take a break after that and lie down in bed

exercise to get blood flowing? there goes all my energy for the day! definitely time to sleep 

meet up with a close friend? maybe I could curl up on their couch 

spending time with my girlfriend? lets lie down and cuddle

reading or researching? I could lie down while I read and maybe nap after the next chapter

writing? definitely earned a nap after writing two pages

coffee? I could go back to sleep after that easy 

something just scared me and my adrenaline’s racing? time to lock myself in my room and get under covers until I feel safe and then pass out from overstimulation and exhaustion 

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trying to reason with anti-vaxxers

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*butler voice* your vibes, sir

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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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