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person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse??
me:
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I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.
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dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer
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men always want to make me feel stupid. no. i am stupid on my own terms
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if you ever see me posting excerpts from the bell jar just tell me to go back to therapy
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funniest person alive is that woman who takes edibles before filming herself doing makeup tutorials
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if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands
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love hozier's social media bc there's absolutely no effort to hide when it's his team posting promotional stuff and when it's him saying any dumb thought crossing his mind
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being weird together is a love language
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