drastic-mermaid

[drastic-mermaid]

[drastic-mermaid]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[drastic-mermaid]

HEY YOU!

Do you have an obsession with Ace Attorney? At least mild respect (or fear) for Miles Edgeworth? An inability to focus on your tasks? All of the above? Well I have just the thing for you!!

For the low price of opening it on your web browser of choice, you can use my handy dandy program I’m tentatively calling “Miles Edgeworth Glares At You For Being On Your Phone Instead Of Working”

Features include setting a timer(wow!), victory music, and an image of one very angry looking prosecutor! That’s more than one feature!

Try it out today!!

EDIT(FINAL): all prosecutors have been added! Wahoo!

[drastic-mermaid]

pink nintendo consoles ♡︎˚₊

[drastic-mermaid]

Game which initially appears to be a conventional RPG with an unusually extensive tutorial chapter, complete with a helpful tutorial fairy who provides encouragement and explanatory tips and resets you to the nearest checkpoint each time you die. However, the things that kill you become progressively more unfair and unlikely with each reset, and the fairy's explanations increasingly flimsy, until it's revealed that the fairy has been teaching you the game's mechanics incorrectly on purpose in order to trick you into killing yourself. The game then transitions into a time-loop horror scenario where your objective is to figure out how the game's mechanics really work and complete the tutorial properly, thereby passing beyond the tutorial fairy's grasp.

[drastic-mermaid]

my boyfriend has a giant crush on Quattro so ive decided to start leaving notes of him when i pack him a lunch for work. Here is todays lunch quattro

[drastic-mermaid]

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

[drastic-mermaid]

[drastic-mermaid]

Me. Don't ask me which ones. All of them.

[drastic-mermaid]

"stop speaking like you're superior" do you know how much more agile your brain is when you're bisexual?

[drastic-mermaid]

we all need to appreciate the generosity of citrus trees..

[drastic-mermaid]

[drastic-mermaid]

Consider this an ad campaign

[drastic-mermaid]

Gundam UC + The Onion Headlines

[drastic-mermaid]

200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

[drastic-mermaid]

I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”