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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

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Its like. It's it's really something that the richest man in the world desires internet clout more than anything. Like he wants specifically the kind of clout you get on reddit or 4chan by being a poster like he wants to be a high tier Video Gamer he wants the specific kind of respect you get from being a competitive smash player who posts really good online. But he's just not good. At any of these things . And it's really something. That he has more money than god. But he can't be happy because he can't get a genuine laugh out of the twitch chat.

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akane did some stuff wrong but not till after 999 all the 999 stuff was totally justified

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Here's all my nudibranch fanart in one place! I've been creating glittery stickers of local species ✨

The badges are about aposematic colouration in two of those species - they're part of a group with the red spot pattern that means 🚨 "DO NOT EAT" 🚨

These will all be at my upcoming Melbourne cons - Kaicon and Supanova!

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Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

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"why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups" oh my god how many times must we go through this. for the last fucking time: only groups of no less than three and no more than five may enter; all those who enter must leave, and all those who enter must contribute. the door remains opens for nine seconds,

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the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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HEY YOU!

Do you have an obsession with Ace Attorney? At least mild respect (or fear) for Miles Edgeworth? An inability to focus on your tasks? All of the above? Well I have just the thing for you!!

For the low price of opening it on your web browser of choice, you can use my handy dandy program I’m tentatively calling “Miles Edgeworth Glares At You For Being On Your Phone Instead Of Working”

Features include setting a timer(wow!), victory music, and an image of one very angry looking prosecutor! That’s more than one feature!

Try it out today!!

EDIT(FINAL): all prosecutors have been added! Wahoo!

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pink nintendo consoles ♡︎˚₊

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Game which initially appears to be a conventional RPG with an unusually extensive tutorial chapter, complete with a helpful tutorial fairy who provides encouragement and explanatory tips and resets you to the nearest checkpoint each time you die. However, the things that kill you become progressively more unfair and unlikely with each reset, and the fairy's explanations increasingly flimsy, until it's revealed that the fairy has been teaching you the game's mechanics incorrectly on purpose in order to trick you into killing yourself. The game then transitions into a time-loop horror scenario where your objective is to figure out how the game's mechanics really work and complete the tutorial properly, thereby passing beyond the tutorial fairy's grasp.

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my boyfriend has a giant crush on Quattro so ive decided to start leaving notes of him when i pack him a lunch for work. Here is todays lunch quattro

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sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

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Me. Don't ask me which ones. All of them.

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"stop speaking like you're superior" do you know how much more agile your brain is when you're bisexual?