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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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it always comes down to money

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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me when I think about building a bedframe out of stainless steel struts and an eco friendly wood veneer: I should borrow some screws from my aunt

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knives out is so good for so many reasons but I really appreciate how utterly, absolutely, devastatingly sad it is that Harlan didn't have to die. he didn't want anything bad to happen to Marta because of a mistake she didn't actually make. he would've been fine. she was his friend and he died to protect her. what a perfectly executed tragedy.

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I have to watch white collar because some random list somewhere gave it #1 out of all shows that start with W. beating out things like the wire, west wing, wonderfalls, and WWE

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Failing a %90 success hand/eye coordination check

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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u

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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

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But what if there’s nothing I’d like more in the world to read an essay about the orbital mechanics of my world? Who cares if it’s intended to prove me wrong? I’m definitely gonna be wrong about orbital mechanics! But three moons are cool and if someone did math on them and yelled it at me I would giggle and twirl my hair and kick my feet

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

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2025 is going to feel like this