dragondisco

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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, The regular crowd shuffles in. There's a cat girl sitting next to me Makin' love to her tonic and gin. She says "Dude, can you play me a melody? I'm not really sure I can has But it's swag and it's ree, And it's like nya you see, And it sounds like the need to touch grass."

Hey I noticed your cat ears from across the bar

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dotor paper

what is your favorite soda? I've been drinking brown lately

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me before eating an apple: man i want an apple me every time i'm eating an apple: ugh. i can't wait to finish eating this apple. when will it end me after eating an apple: that was such a good apple

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just heard my fifty year old dad talking to my mom. no context at all i just hear him say "it's a avocado... fanks"

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i'm not bi. i'm gay and straight at the same time. because i can do so many things

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i'm gonna drink dr pepper i'm gonna drink dr pepper

drink water you are so PRETTY drink water

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everybody give it up for the worst combination of two things i've ever been recommended while online shopping

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sweet dreams are made of bees who am i to disagree

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hey fish, i finger-painted you the sun since you like the sun :)

I like the sun :)

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i'm like this but not exactly because i'm depressed but also a maniacal fool and so i'll do about a million different things that i Do Not Need To Do and people are like oh my god, you have so many hobbies? you bound that book yourself? and i'm like yes i bound this book by candle light in a single night but also. guess who hasn't washed her hair since last month

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

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at once?

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

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I HAVE SEVEN FOLLOWERS

I LOVE Y'ALL

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my skul keeps crinkling crinkle crackle scrinkle i turn my head and the atlas bone at the top of my neck goes snsnkgn

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things fred from scooby does would say

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

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they're just reincarnated flower seeds tryna get planted

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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My school announced we were getting a new teacher and it was Pete Wentz. He taught English class, I think.

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beans... with macaronis inside?

X-ray of a kitten’s paw