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As a heads up because it looks like you are following that account

oop thank ya!

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do something good today.

call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.

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PSA

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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It's baby waddle dee season! as the weather gets cooler, baby dees will typically travel in groups to find a heat source they can cuddle up to.

They are completely harmless, however, these guys can really cling onto clothes! make sure to keep a waddle dee roller around so no stray dees will be stuck on you all day!

As for setting the dees free, you can return them to the king or to the nearest adult waddle dee.

[This has been a Dreamland PSA]

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This too shall pass

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i love xenogenders because they reveal how arbitrary gender symbolism already is.

we can say ‘my gender is space, cool rocks, and curiosity.’ 👽

is that any more strange than saying, ‘femininity is empathy, flowers, and the color pink’? 🌸

gender is what we make of it, whether practical, picturesque, poetry or prose <3 💖

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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( <= green bean

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Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead