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my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

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Things you can relate to or what not.

They need mental health support and so do you.

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Wizards have as much faith in magic as software designers have in software - none at all. A wizard is explaining to the rest of the party why they won't use magic to solve all their problems.

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Gulper Eel Mickey

316/365 #hunt the eel

He's a friendly guy! He's just a little hungry, that's all...

I am making 365 new versions of Mickey Mouse for the public domain and releasing them under public domain all year long.

You can join the initiative to #hunt the mouse or suggest a theme yourself via my ask box.

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Ch😅

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i wanna talk about this shot

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Robot that makes high-pitched beeps and chirps when they're happy.

(Think of the noises those scanners make in a store.)

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Chopper [Skylanders] vs. T-Rex [Doraemon]

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The bamboozlers feel like a disney villain, a disney princess and the disney princess' animal sidekick, and i love that for them i really do

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members of Apioninae are apparently called pear-shaped weevils by people who have never seen pears before. this one is on my pinky, a good metric for how small they are, and it's got its wings halfway out, a good metric for how much they despise being near people

case in point (July 15th, 2024)

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Explain yourself.

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I’m not booping btw I’m actually throwing a fish at you full force