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the world of thedas vol 3 project looked VERY neat, but i fear i have too much... inherent salt in my physiology. and if i contributed anything it would be like: "this is how the events of veilguard would logically lead to a full on exalted march against every elf in thedas" or "look at how fucked the entirety of southern thedas is with blight and famines" or "if mythal survived 5000 years after all her peers tried to kill her, no way did elgarn'nan and ghilan'nain die from a few boss fights. rumours are spreading of their return" or "hey remember how the veil tears on its own with any bloodshed? how IS southern thedas looking with that?" fdkjhfjdg. which is probably not the vibe people would want in a zine ;-;

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How I’d been feeling for the last year knowing EA sabotaged DATV so they could kill the franchise but I couldn’t prove it until that article came out

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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

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Reblog to tuck your Dragon Age protagonists into bed and gently kiss them on the forehead

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My post-veilguard rookanis

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#he tells corypheus he isn't groovy and that kills him instantly at haven#no avalanche required#he just turns into dust and has to reform somewhere else#harold of andraste goes “huh” and then walks away to receive his adoring musical sequence from his followers

dont u dare leave this gold in the tags

can you believe this dai concept art. can you believe this. can you believe this inquisitor concept art. this guy looks like someone’s dad accidentally got sucked into the DAI box art and has to go on a wacky adventure to save his son. when i look at this i hear the tavern version of Stayin Alive. This guy arrived to the conclave in rusty ass van with a 20 year old Van Halen paint job. This guy wears Canadian Tuxedos on his fancy dates to dive bars. I feel like if I shone a blacklight on this guy 20 years of spunk and lyrium juice would be on his palms. This guy snorts lyrium dust off qunari ass with rolled up pieces of the chant of light. this guy told corypheus he wasnt groovy and it was somehow the most injurious insult anyone has ever given him in his 94858392 years of living. This guy looks like how Elvis Presley’s corpse smells.

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tbh for a while now I've thought that Anaris is what Epler thinks Solas is.

maybe... honestly it's so hard to tell what the intention even was, bc he's such a flop of a villain to begin with. if epler wanted to make a parody of solas, just... give this guy some syllable cadence and make him say dramatically cryptic things, and it would be actually funny? idk, have him possess cyrian and do the world's worst "Hello Fellow Mortals" impression and i would do a small grudging laugh.

but the whole "ooough i'm a ancient elven entity who wants to end the world and turn elves into demons... but for SOME REASON people want to romance solas? how funny!" is. very pointed hjfhdhsh. also with his repeated anecdotes of wanting to punch solas in meetings, to the point where other people commented on it... 😔

anyway it was very sad bc i was SO curious about the forgotten ones and the void, and why they clashed with the evanuris, and how it seemed like solas was playing both sides with schemes, and surviving bc both sides had called dibs on killing him first... instead it's epler's inexplicable solas hater agenda, or badly done manosphere podcasting agenda 😭

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Have you ever been sent hate on tumblr? Can be anything from nasty replies to smear campaigns (im curious because I had to delete a post because people were being vile in the comments)

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remember when they were divorced?

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i was pondering the fen'harel and the tree story, and my opinion is:

while it is plausible that the evanuris would do stuff like this, i feel like. it's actually very bizarre on felassan's part, if he thought:

"hm. i need to impart the idea to briala that 'if you have two enemies that are more powerful than you, make them fight each other for your own benefit'. to convey this, let me use my boss/rebellion comrade/millennia old bestie's Extremely Personally Traumatic And Harrowing Experience as an example 👍"

like that's SO unnecessarily oversharing on his part, at that point i would have to assume solas killed him purely bc of the unnecessary breach of privacy? it makes sense for the dalish to have that myth, but wild if felassan would talk about it to someone, knowing that it was literally true and about someone he knew personally, hjfjdh 😭

anyway i think whatever the actual motive of andruil doing that was, it was something else that was lost to history and reinterpreted by the dalish into a more understandable premise. i think to them "creepy noble who tries to kidnap someone into servitude" is a commonly understandable concept, but whatever was actually happening had something else going on.

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vigorously shaking sera's writer. what does this MEAN? genuinely makes no sense, aside from "quick, we need sera to have a quirky disaffected ~apolitical~ thing to say here" ;-;

how does a fereldan elf get this opinion about an orlesian noble chevalier being "fun to drink and kill stuff with"? the "stuff" that chevaliers get drunk and kill, would be... random fereldan commoners and/or elves? 😭

even in orlais it's routine for chevaliers to murder people as an initiation ritual or just for the fun of it, they would have been treating fereldans even worse? whether she grew up being raised by a human noble or not, it would not reduce the amount of chevalier-related horror stories she would've heard growing up? but they just really need her to sound quirky and goofy at any given time, even if it makes 0 sense

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Hello there, dragonagepolls! I hope this is an appropriate poll!

Which game is considered the most horny?

Thank you! Have a good day!

Occasionally suggestions get to jump the queue because the person running the blog has no ethical oversight and plays favourites

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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Do you think anything you did mattered, Hawke?

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inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

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are you lost, little crow?

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