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seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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HOLY SHIT SPIERMAN

a real life moment between my boyfriend and i

bonus:

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thinking about how funny it is that tumblr"this website's hate game is insane".com, tumblr"extensive dni lists and make sure to block anyone and everyone you feel less than ecstatic about".com, has historically had some of its biggest shitfits over Steven Universe and Hazbin Hotel. The two shows who share almost nothing other than the core theme of forgiveness and second chances no matter what. isn't that just amazing. the poetry writes itself these days

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I've seen this post like nine million times and "power word:scrunch" always gets me

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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god I fucking love Moonpaw. Zero empathy. Agent of chaos. hell yeah

we are so back.... MOONPAW 2 🌙✨

from thursdays childhood redraw drawfee! check out the speed draw in the ep but also WARNING FOR FLASHING im sorry for how fast my segment runs, i finished this so late T_T

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me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

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I love that. I love anything that makes Darkstalker cry, but a Darkstalker L that's also a cool rarepair? Three moons, yeah!

i think whiteout x clearsight is very funny. ididnt rlly care abt the ship but i think its hillarious.

"me and clearsight are soulmates by destiny. we are bonded forever out fates intertwined" darkstalker sobs while his sister is making out with clearsight just behind his back.

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Well hey, there's a big difference between lying and playing a joke. Just keep things light and harmless and it'll all be fine

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

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legend of vox machina is like this too btw. good as hell show. haven't seen season 2 personally cos I was just interested in watching Orthax be a badass puppeting that dork Percival around. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. show's great watch the whole thing.

Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema

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yeag

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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I take a decidedly neutral stance on the proship/antiship thing, because frankly I think all of you are overly hostile and taking the whole thing much too seriously. That is to say - I do *not* fully support everyone's right to ship whatever. Not because it's "morally wrong", morals aren't real and neither are the characters, but because I have a deep enough hatred for certain ships that it has entered my very ideology. If I see you even TRY to put those on my feed, I won't say or do anything, I'm gonna scroll past, but I am 100% putting you on the Violent Dismemberment List. The smallest, subtlest hint of a purple-and-yellow heart and your fate is fucking SEALED.

So yeah I feel this to a degree that is probably unhealthy. And I don't just mean for me.

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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yeah I'll reblog that

kinda gay to be a system

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all hail the shrimp cylinder

defrosting shrimp | source

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listen I’m not a science major but having fertile eggs without a male is NOT called mitosis. actually I’ve never heard of anything even close to it. I mean there’s parthenogenesis but that only works if the species reproduces through live birth

if they end up making scarlet straight in the guidebook i'll be just a little bit bummed ngl