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hello, I don't know if this had been asked before, are you able to clarify what Crowley said when he was murmuring in prologue-7 (because someone translated that he said “they seem a little feminine”) but I also heard something like "weak"
Yes, of course! So, in Prologue 7, the text here trails off into mumbling, but if you have your sound on, you can hear that he continues speaking, although the volume slowly gets lower and it fades away. So, I put headphones in and my volume on blast, and I think I got most of it. Prior to this comment, Grim had just defeated the ghosts with [Yuu]'s directions and Crowley praises them, saying that he had some intuition that they had the potential to be a beast tamer. Then, he mumbles, saying:
Crowley: However... Well, no matter how you look at it, their frailty is more suited to being eaten by a beast, rather than tame one... Frankly, they seem vaguely effeminate... But my intuition...
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ACEYUU WOKE ME FROM THE DEAD
book 7 spoilers <3 very long rant im sorry!!
it was never meant to be this way. when he was such an ass to us in the prologue, when he laid those pesky remarks upon us and immediately assuming that we got into NRC as a janitor because we weren't good enough without any prior knowledge of how we were brought here against our will and having to adapt to such an unfamiliar environment where everything - trends, names, history, and even the currency - were different. he didn't know about the throbbing headache we had while the headmage was explaining the school's curriculum and suddenly bringing up the word "magic" into the conversation like it was foreign language.
he thinks he's above us just because we're a clueless student who couldnt cast any spells and took up the miserable job just for the sake of money and to live. he had this one-way "not my problem!!" mindset about us that he dipped the moment after because he never would have suspected that we would grow to be something more important, something more irreplaceable in his life.
he never meant to test the waters, and he's drowning by mistake.
his concern for you gets more obvious as each book advances (or was it always obvious??). you're just an otherworlder oblivious to the dangers that lurk in twisted wonderland, so it's only casual for him to fret about when you've been taken into scarabia with minimal escape routes, to be the first one to notice that you were missing among the entourage of people that have been kidnapped, to be the only one to point out that you weren't in the best condition AND suggesting to bring you back home in case the party was all too much. he knows how vulnerable you are, and he jumps into action as quick as possible because that's basically his brand. nothing deeper!!! (unknown dangers lurk around you on the daily, but you lurk in his mind so much more than he lets on. you're probably more used to the dangers of magic than he's used to the thought of you occupying his mind 24/7. isnt that ironic)
and he didn't consider the complications of how dangerous it could be for the headmage to send us back to our original world, possibly damaging the very fabrics of time and space and ceasing to exist while transporting - he just instantly goes to the part where the news was positive and that we could travel between Twisted Wonderland and earth in one piece, blocking out his surroundings just to see your smile, as that was possibly the happiest you could have ever been in front of him.
imagine each time he hangs out with someone new, or if someone has gained a romantic interest in him once you've left, he tries to find a part of "you" in them in his peripheral vision. whether they have an ounce of bravery that you had, whether they're as understanding as you are to know that he isn't just a human built of jokes and pranks, whether they won't doubt him like the rest did - as you were the only one who truly believed in his capability to truly lead the rest out of danger.
he could beg for other people to believe in him, to see that his skills could draw out much more if he really wanted to, but he didn't have to do that with you. in a flashing moment of possible failure, he turned to you in a heartbeat, uncharacteristically, desperately calling out for you to save him because he had no idea what was happening. he almost started to lose himself and quickly realises that the power he was wielding so suddenly wasn't some lousy spell, that it could possibly cause someone's life, and you were there to steady him when he needed it the most. a rarity of a scene he entrusted his entire body to you with. you believed in him. you ARE the betterment of him.
you held his hand like a vow, to protect each other and strengthen through every obstacle and turmoil that drives you one step closer to becoming a better version of yourself. your hand, tightly coiled around his, radiated the warmth and comfort he needed in his times of darkness and inner conflict.
it should've been you. you're perfect.
and that's why his dream still has you in it. it doesn't have to be one way or the other, you can simply go back and forth to his world and your own in just a snap! he could never dream of you leaving his sight and grasp, hindering him from ever telling you how much you actually meant. he has all the time in the world.
and that's what he wants, but his heart says otherwise, and that's fine. he just wants you to be safe and see him for who he is. you inspired him to take pride in his name, as an ace can do anything!!
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Thank you for 300+ followers!
here's a small something i had i mind after seeing the original clip
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Dire Crowley's Valentine
(Y/n is a legal adult and works at nrc)
Working at Night Raven College was never boring—especially when one had to deal with the ever-dramatic headmaster, Dire Crowley.
Y/N had been a staff member for quite some time, assisting with everything from organizing school events to keeping the students in check when Crowley conveniently disappeared to handle "very important headmaster duties" (which often involved avoiding paperwork).
So, when Valentine's Day rolled around, Y/N didn't expect much. They figured Crowley would either completely forget about the occasion or make some overly grand speech about how tragically single he was.
What they didn’t expect was a summons—a handwritten letter, sealed with an extravagant golden wax stamp, appearing on their desk.
*"My most trusted and invaluable staff member, Your presence is urgently requested in my office at the stroke of eight this evening. Do not be late! There are matters of great importance that require your utmost attention!
Your Benevolent Headmaster, Dire Crowley"*
Y/N sighed, shaking their head. "This better not be another attempt to make me grade papers for him…"
As Y/N entered Crowley's office, they were met with an… unexpected sight. The usually cluttered desk had been somewhat cleared (if pushing the mess to the floor counted). The dim lighting was replaced with the warm glow of floating candles, and in the center of the room, Crowley stood with his usual dramatic flair, wearing his pristine cloak—this time adorned with what looked like actual gold embroidery.
Y/N blinked. "…What is happening right now?"
Crowley placed a hand on his chest, feigning offense. "Y/N! Have you so little faith in your dear, charming headmaster? Must you assume that every time I call you, it's to push my responsibilities onto you?"
"Yes," Y/N deadpanned.
Crowley gasped, placing a hand over his heart as if wounded by their words. "Ah, but today is different! Today, my ever-so-loyal staff member, I have gathered you here for a most special occasion!"
Y/N crossed their arms, raising an eyebrow. "Let me guess… you forgot to order chocolates for the students, and now you need me to fix it?"
Crowley huffed. "Perish the thought! No, no, no, dear Y/N! This is not a task for you, but rather… an evening in your honor!"
Y/N blinked. "…My honor?"
Crowley gestured grandly toward a small table in the corner of the room. There, an elegant tea set was arranged alongside an assortment of sweets—heart-shaped chocolates, delicate pastries, and… a somewhat concerning-looking cake.
Y/N eyed the cake warily. "…Did you bake that?"
Crowley let out a nervous chuckle. "I may have sought the assistance of certain culinary-inclined students, but rest assured, it is perfectly edible!"
Y/N glanced between Crowley and the elaborate setup, still trying to process what exactly was happening. "So… you're telling me you planned all this for me?"
"But of course!" Crowley declared, spreading his arms dramatically. "You are my most reliable staff member! The glue that holds this school together! The one who ensures that I am not buried under mountains of paperwork—well, most of the time, at least!"
Y/N couldn’t help but let out a chuckle. "Most of the time?"
"Well, I do need to maintain my dignity as headmaster, you see!" Crowley said, flipping his cape with exaggerated flair. "But I digress! You, dear Y/N, deserve appreciation! And who better to provide it than I, Dire Crowley, the most benevolent headmaster in all of Twisted Wonderland?"
Y/N rolled their eyes but couldn't hide the small smile forming on their lips. "Alright, alright, I get it. I appreciate the effort, Crowley."
Crowley beamed. "Splendid! Now, come! Sit! Enjoy these delightful confections and bask in my generosity!"
Y/N took a seat, picking up a cup of tea while eyeing the mysterious cake with caution. "I’ll pass on the cake, but the tea smells good."
Crowley feigned a pout. "You wound me, Y/N! But, I shall forgive you, for today is a day of love and kindness!"
Y/N shook their head, amused. "Speaking of, shouldn’t you be off trying to charm some noblewoman or something? You always talk about your many admirers."
Crowley cleared his throat, suddenly looking very interested in the floating candles above them. "Ah, well… it seems none of my esteemed admirers have properly appreciated my brilliance this year! Truly, a travesty! But alas, such is the burden of a headmaster!"
Y/N smirked. "So, in other words… you got nothing, and now you're here with me."
Crowley gasped, pressing a hand to his forehead. "Oh, how cruel you are, Y/N! But very well, I admit it! My many admirers have failed me this year!" He let out a dramatic sigh before giving them a sly look. "But perhaps… spending the evening with my most trusted staff member is a far greater reward, hmm?"
Y/N felt their face warm slightly at his tone but quickly recovered. "Uh-huh. Sounds like an excuse, but I’ll take it."
Crowley laughed, his usual dramatic energy filling the room. "Then let us celebrate! A Valentine’s feast between the two most important individuals of Night Raven College!"
Y/N chuckled, lifting their teacup in mock salute. "To surviving another year at NRC?"
Crowley grinned, clinking his cup against theirs. "To surviving—and to me being the best headmaster you could ever ask for!"
Y/N groaned. "Don’t push it, Crowley."
As the evening continued, Y/N found themselves enjoying Crowley’s eccentric company more than they expected. Despite his usual antics, there was something strangely charming about the way he had gone out of his way to make them feel appreciated.
Maybe—just maybe—Valentine’s Day with the infamous Dire Crowley wasn’t so bad after all.
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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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I made this with a dream, several hours, and a dieing ipad… also it’s lowkey cringe sooooo
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Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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elita one exposes megatron and his stupid fucking husband
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Hi I just want to make sure everyone is aware of Big Metroplex

He is 4 feet tall

Look at him
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I’m gonna be fr but in book 3 when azul was fucking bawling like this
do you how MAD i would be if I was in Yuu’s position
like okay you put this on yourself??? and ur gonna CRY?? and im not talking about him being bullied and i know how much his contracts mean to him
im talking about being in Yuu’s position and not even knowing much about him LIKE I WOULD BE SO MAD like im tryna save my friends and ur bitchass over here like
LIKE YOU’RE CRASHING OUT?? IM CRASHING OUT DAWG?? YOU TOOK MY FRIENDS AND MY HOUSE?? YOU PULLED UR EEL GOONS UP ON US WHEN WE TRIED TAKING THE PHOTO??
yuu is TOO SOFT ON THESE GUYS I WOULD’VE SLAPPED THE FUCK OUTTA AZUL BRO WHEN AZUL WOKE UP, I WOULD’VE BEEN DRAGGING HIM??
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Dire Crowley walking through NRC halls
A look into the College (学園の様子) are random event animations that play randomly hourly unless the character is asleep.
This is a recreated pixel animation from the official Twisted Wonderland Tamagotchi nano.
Sorry I haven't uploaded much, this is just a fun side project I started from spite. Been busy with IRL stuff but had time tonight while I wait for Arknights event to be live and autoing camp vargas last minute in TW haha.
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Dire Crowley A Look into the College Animation
Currently Unknown trigger, recorded at 7.30am - 8am Tamagotchi time
A look into the College (学園の様子) are random event animations that play hourly unless the character is asleep.
This is a recreated pixel animation from the official Twisted Wonderland Tamagotchi nano.
I recklessly bought this tamagotchi out of spite because I wanted to recreate the entire tamagotchi, starting from the sprite animations. For now this blog would be an easier way to view these animations as there is not much documentation on this tamagotchi compared to others.
Let’s see how far this project and my spite goes.
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