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People talk about Lolita like Humbert Humbert is a conflicted and dichotomous character and then you read the actual book and he's like "I love lying to people for fun and getting lost in flights of wild imagination and making things up and telling falsehoods. Also I look like a bunch of movie stars and every woman in the stories I tell thinks I'm darkly handsome."

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Gloria Swanson in a publicity still for Sunset Boulevard (1950)

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You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

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BOCCHER SEASON 2!!!!!!!!

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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Thieves Guild

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Charr lawyer named Maul Goodmane send post

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things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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someone convince me that downloading PDFs is not actually the same thing as working on my dissertation

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Ampharos (2025) - Wisdom of Sea and Sky: Lugia Illustrator: Whisker

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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me

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Sherilyn Fenn & Lara Flynn Boyle | Twin Peaks

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