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if a girl ever crawls on ur ceiling u need to know thats just something girls do and its perfectly natural
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i'm like if a cool knight or warrior didn't have any muscles or strength and wasn't very brave or confident and had no strong convictions or motivation and couldn't fight
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Just saw a commenter proudly saying that they did their bit by submitting on the Treaty Principles Bill to demand that it should be a referendum instead. I am begging you, if you are going to say anything other than "yo, this sucks", please actually understand what the bill will do.
The bill explicitly already calls for a referendum — I get that this person meant well but, and I cannot stress this enough, the bill already says that.
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White kiwis know more about local politics than American challenge (impossible)
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Upsettingly, "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" is actually a fair description of the Seers of the Throne's agenda.
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This is also a summary of John le Carré's entire body of work.
The spy is deliberately ignorant.
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I tried to drink three waters but now the Government's telling me to stop
just drank two waters #waters
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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
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americans will say some shit like "i got a candy bar" and pull out chocolate. Fuck you for real
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster, on account that a bunch of monsters can turn you into a monster by biting you. Vampires, werewolves, zombies. those are the big ones, there are others
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