dracaenacamael
dracaenacamael
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dracaenacamael · 3 days ago
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Hua Cheng was a teenager fighting in a war he should have been on tumblr defending Homura's religiously gay devotion to Madoka
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dracaenacamael · 5 days ago
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Meatbun’s writing style in Case File Compendium seems to be a combination of “anthropologist who believes ostensibly straight men are a separate species worthy of study” and “I think ‘men writing women’ memes are hilarious. Quick what’s the male equivalent of ‘breasting boobily?’”
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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xie lian being an absolute sweetheart but still offering to cook for people knowing damn well he's gonna poison them and not caring when they start tweaking and dying is so interesting to me
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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This is apparently a hotter take than I thought but: hating on lawyers as a profession, calling them inherently dishonest etc. is politically reactionary. It discourages defendants from seeking legal counsel, puts forth the idea that it’s inherently suspicious to insist on seeing a lawyer before you answer police questioning (your constitutional right!) etc. which ultimately just benefits the state in making it easier for them to convict you. This is one of those things that “progressives” who were raised conservative often don’t realize is one of the parts of their parents’ worldview they should question more, but they should. Not only are lawyers not The Problem with “our system,” but having someone who is educated in the law whose job is to represent your interests in court — getting one regardless of your ability to pay, even! — is in fact one of the best parts of it.
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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it's the start of the week, there's still time!
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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the game's commentary is so profound
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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dracaenacamael · 6 days ago
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A library but all the books are about the LGBTQ+ or have characters from those communities but call it the Queer-brary! Want a nonfiction book? Gender studies books? Sociology book about queer communities? The Queer-brary’s got you! Want a children’s book or coming of age story? What about a teen romance book? All there! Want to read mature topic books? A mystery with a queer main character? ITS ALL IN THE ONE PLACE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! This post is brought to you by my struggles to find more books with lesbians doing cool shit with swords because they’re intermingled with swordless stories and straight main character books

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dracaenacamael · 7 days ago
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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.
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dracaenacamael · 10 days ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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dracaenacamael · 11 days ago
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He used to sing to the hallas
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dracaenacamael · 11 days ago
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the em dash and i are in a torrid toxic love affair
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dracaenacamael · 12 days ago
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there is always some anders take thats "he shouldnt had blow up the chantry he should had done (thing that couldnt possibly be done or plan that wouldnt work at all) instead" and that thing its never "he should had been nicer to merrill" wich wouldnt had change the general situation but. it would had been nicer to merrill.
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dracaenacamael · 12 days ago
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Tangentially related to the last rb but it is weird to me when people act like mixed race people just didn't Happen historically. Cause like, yeah the world used to be Less connected than it is now so certain combinations could be unlikely depending on specific times and locations, there were anti miscegenation laws, etc etc, but. The thing about people is that they have boats and it's notoriously difficult to stop them from having sex with each other. Also the pillaging but I assure you it could be consensual, even
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dracaenacamael · 14 days ago
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everyone go read BAB but take a shot every time He Yu or Xie Qingcheng stresses that he or the other guy is a very, really straight man and in fact the straightest Straight Man Mr. McHeterosexual to have straighted on this earth, who likes women and dislikes being with men. bonus point if you also do it every time they express their distaste for homosexuality or self-identify as a homophobe. extra bonus point if you take another shot when they are calling themselves straight while fucking or flirting or experiencing romantic jealousy over the other person. extra extra bonus if— actually no don’t do any of this, you will get too drunk
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