dozing-hellfire
dozing-hellfire
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Toni - any/all pronouns - not super active atm, but reblogging here and there - hyperfixating on my own dnd characters atm
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dozing-hellfire · 30 minutes ago
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This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.
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dozing-hellfire · 57 minutes ago
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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dozing-hellfire · 2 hours ago
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dozing-hellfire · 2 hours ago
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kitty car 🐱
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dozing-hellfire · 2 hours ago
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the problem with "I need to criticise myself to prepare for other people criticising me" is that it fails to account for the possibilities that a) nobody will criticise you, or b) the people who do criticise you are not people you value the opinions of anyway. I know it feels like a good defence mechanism, but at the end of the day there is a high chance that you're just being mean to yourself for no reason. consider this
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dozing-hellfire · 2 hours ago
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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dozing-hellfire · 5 hours ago
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dozing-hellfire · 5 hours ago
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“This is Piper. She was having a lovely day playing in the pool until it all went horribly, horribly wrong.”
(via)
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dozing-hellfire · 5 hours ago
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Yeah I'm in STEM
Somebody once
Told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars… Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gols) Only shootin' stars break the mold (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
Engineering
Math
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dozing-hellfire · 5 hours ago
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dozing-hellfire · 5 hours ago
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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dozing-hellfire · 7 hours ago
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Happy Ides of March!!
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dozing-hellfire · 17 hours ago
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ai shit notwithstanding some people seem confused about what my beef is with pinterest when it' s Such A Good Site for providing extra reach to artists and my beef is thus.
every person who says they recognize me from pinterest says something along the lines of “oh my god, I finally found the person who made all that art I saw on pinterest!” which tells me that it WASN’T CREDITED which means the whole defense above is null.
anyway the signature/watermarking will continue (and probably get more obnoxious) until morale improves.
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dozing-hellfire · 17 hours ago
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dozing-hellfire · 18 hours ago
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Deadass i thought just roll with it was like a podcast abt college kids or something so i was likee "oh yeah I guess I get why ppl are weird abt the smut and gore"
LITTLE DID I KNOW IT WAS A DND PODCAST. with cum shark jokes. Idk if you're weird abt gore of a dnd podcast I think that's on you
things that happen in jrwi:
>surgery x3
>guy digs out his own eye
>guy has his heart ripped out through his mouth
>guy diablerizes (basically cannibalizes) someone
>guys arms so injured its permanently paralyzed
>guy gets brutally split in half as his friend attempts to put him back together
>guy sprouts wings in an incredibly painful manner
>guy gets skinned
>someone gets their leg brutally injured and does nothing abt it
>guy is puppeting a disgusting rotting corpse
>guy has a body thats actively killing him bc of a prosthetic heart
>sex happens in this podcast btw
basically i can make an animatic to the song "body" by mother mother. this is what i can remember from.the top of my.head
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dozing-hellfire · 18 hours ago
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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
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dozing-hellfire · 1 day ago
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People who think any criticism whatsoever is an attack are unprepared for any serious discussions about bigotry
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