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I'm so excited to do this! *insert a squeal* When I started this blog, I never thought that I would actually reach 500 followers. I want to go ahead and say thank you to each and every single one of you for being so supportive and reaching out. I want everyone reading this, whether you don't follow or know me, to know that I appreciate all of you. Again a huge THANK YOU to all of you.

Now to get on with the challenge. I want to see all you talented people writing for my writing challenge. Anyone who does not write and will not be participating, please do reblog this! Rules, prompts, and Masterlist for this challenge are written below the cut. Good luck!

Rules:

Send me an ask or message with what prompt you are using. Make sure to add it at the beginning or bold it. Please do not pick one that is crossed out.

If you are not participating, can you please reblog for signal boost? I would really appreciate it.

You can pick a MCU character. You can also do any MCU ships, but not something like Th*rki or St*rker.

Only two people per prompt

One person can have up to three prompts

It can be a drabble, oneshot, series or headcanon

Warnings must be given properly. Any warnings that you may have missed, I will let you know and please do add it. In addition to this, I will not be accepting any dark!fics and/or any rape or anything of the sort. If you want to run something by me, by all means go ahead.

I haven't decided on a deadline, so just keep it going until I feel like it.

Lastly, please tag me @incorrectmarvelquotesss and add the tag #loveys500

Prompts:

“I didn’t come here to watch you flirt with other people.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I really wish you were never born.”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“If you even think about touching them/her/him, I will kill you.”

“Bring your pretty little butt over here.”

“Holy shit, that’s the cutest thing you’ve ever done. Do it again.” ( @avengerswriter4eva yelenaxreader )

“I always knew you’d die in my arms.” ( @nekoannie-chan stevexreader )

“I like you more than I planned to.”

“You’re in love with her/him/them.”

“So I hired this guy to put a ton of flowers around your door, but he got the address wrong.”

“Stop ignoring me.”

“Make me.”

“You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

“It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Just pretend to be my date.”

“What? Does that feel good?”

“I feel like everyone just forgot I exist.”

“Are you even listening to me?”

Thank you!

Masterlist

❤️ - Oneshot

📚 - Series

Hoodie ❤️ @avengerswriter4eva

Yelena Belova x Reader

I Always Knew ❤️ @nekoannie-chan

Steve Rogers x Reader

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I know I'm preaching to the choir but like. You know you can wear masks for other sicknesses. Not just covid. If you have the flu or a cold or a stomach bug you can still wear a mask to help prevent the spread of it to others if you insist on going out! I just think it's the polite thing to do

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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Costco hot dog mood board

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Best thing about complimenting girls for their outfits is they Always have a little fun fact to tell you about it. "It has pockets!" "It was on sale!" "I've had this old thing for years!" Thank u for this small detail from your world :)

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the way tumblr is treating taika waititi is so fucking annoying he won't fix the mcu he won't make hollywood gay he's one guy. he didnt even make ofmd. like i absolutely get liking the shit he makes i love it too!! im even gonna subject myself to an mcu movie and watch thor 4 coz i like his style so much!!! but people neeed to stop putting celebs on pedestals like this because sooner or later he WILL fuck up and do something that'll immediately make everyone label him problematic coz he's just some guy!!! like he's a real human being holy shit why do we have to do this with a new man every month.

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Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

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Nah... Cause like finals are in a week and I need all the luck I can get

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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need a cuppa. a good therapist. 80000 grand. to be five again. some wiser older being to cry to. etc etc

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i’m DYING.

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stories of people suffering for a long time and then healing in their 30s or 40s or 60s or something are the most importanttt thignn in theworld and thingking about them is like wrapping my heart in a warm sheet

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ur honor it was just a feminine urge

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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness�� is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

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Blank tumblrs? ageless bios? minors? this one is for you.

Blank bios? Consider customizing your blog please, or at least using an avatar that’s not the default one!

Yes you (blank blogs) look suspicious as fuck to us, you could be a minor, a bot account, or just a weirdo - who knows. But if you’ve noticed you keep getting blocked, it’s at least because of the reasons stated above.

I’m drained, I’ve blocked so many in the last two weeks & it bleeds into my personal time. I don’t care if you are new, from Twitter, ig whatever - tumblr works different. Please pay attention to warnings in people’s bios and pages. DONT IGNORE IT. Please learn tumblr community etiquette.

Minors ?

What are you still doing here?

Unfollow!

Do your homework & look up why we are yelling this at the top of our lungs. Your ignorance or being an asshole by deciding not to read warnings and reading nsfw blogs anyway is illegal. It can get us in trouble. Please have some damn respect. If you see ‘no minors’ , ‘minors dni’ , ‘minors do not engage’, ‘adult 18+ only’ or any variation of that backup and leave.

Once I have time, I am going through my whole follow list & blocking all blank blogs i still see, and any that are ageless. I’ll take my time bc I’m not getting paid for this. But you’ve been warned. If you are a minor or plan to keep a sketchy looking blog anyway, just leave on your own.

Ageless ?

Again, you look suspicious & most will block you on sight. Most will assume you are a minor and block you. Me included. Not comfy putting your exact age? That’s fine! An age range still helps! I have a range in mine.

I noticed some new ones & I’m too damn tired to deal with this right now. Just stop y’all.

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Of course!! I know exactly how you feel ☺️💕 hard headed stubborn reader has been a favourite of mine for a while and I thought it was about time I write one 😅

Come Into My Life Masterlist

This is a Thor fanfiction series for @nekoannie-chan​‘s 500 followers writing challenge. It is inspired by the song “Entra en mi vida” by Sin Bandera and consists of five parts.

This is the masterlist for the series.

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Summary: You live in a world where soulmates don’t exist. Like, at all. Non-existential. Literal, actual fiction. So… why is the God of Thunder convinced that you’re his?

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Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five

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hi!! i’m trying to find part 1 of publicity stunt and the link on your masterlist isn’t working :(( just wanted to let you know 💖

Heeeeyy!! Yeah, Im editting it 🙈 it's been moved to draft. I'm so sorry 💓 it'll be back up as soon as I'm done with them. Would you like me to tag you?