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Now that tiktok is done, let’s dust off this old guy. I probably won’t keep true to my saying that, but here we are

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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

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hello saw community... let me in please 🤲

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hey you guys remember that movie with the guys and the saws

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the peoples princess

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i told you🗣 he's not a cop👮‍♂️❌️ he's a bottom feeder🤣 just like YOU🫵‼️ what are you more pissed off about?🙄 the fact that i took some shots of you?📸 or the fact that i took some shots of you while you were cheating on your wife💀🔞😂 I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER😡😤💢 what do you care what i think anyway?‼️😭 i don't give a crap❌️ if you covered yourself in peanut butter🥜🧈 and had a fifteen hooker gangbang💥🤨

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" ok??? you're sailing through space??You don't know up from down????And you feel a little strange from all that spinning 'round??

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they’re like two kittens who were in the same litter but adopted by different people and have been separated since

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imagine after adam is left in the bathroom he starts convincing himself that lawrence is quick in bed while he's imaging sex with him

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portraits of adam

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I put too much effort into making this

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I post about saw characters the way K-pop stans post about their idols

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Saw fans are so funny to me

Imagine being one of their friends and they ask if you like romance movies and you say yes and they pull out a movie with a severed foot on the cover.

"Please its a romcom trust me bro please I promise 🙏" and then it proceeds to be one of the most devastating gut wrenching films of your life.