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" . . . People actually enjoy camping?"

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(sees two characters who are awful people and are awful for each other) ohhh i love them ...

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🐝  *  ―  𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 𝑰.

❛  it was wrong of me to assume you're ever gonna change.  ❜ ❛  that's it? it was all just a lie?  ❜ ❛  shame on me for thinking you were a good person.  ❜ ❛  you're gonna pay for what you did to me.  ❜ ❛  you didn't hear a word of what i just said, did you?  ❜ ❛  believe me, you weren't my first choice either.  ❜ ❛  if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so.  ❜ ❛  do you think we're gonna survive this?  ❜ ❛  what's your problem?!  ❜ ❛  will you please slow down a little?  ❜ ❛  i can't believe you would do something like that.  ❜ ❛  did it mean anything to you?  ❜ ❛  i'm never gonna be good enough for you.  ❜ ❛  we were just fooling ourselves this whole time.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, i didn't know where else to go.  ❜ ❛  i don't want to argue with you anymore.  ❜ ❛  fine. you were right, and i was wrong. happy now?  ❜ ❛  this day feels like it's never gonna end.  ❜ ❛  i didn't think you'd care so much.  ❜ ❛  this must be like the first time you were nice to me.  ❜ ❛  out of all the people here, why do i have to be stuck with you?  ❜ ❛  do you want to go on a date with me?  ❜ ❛  honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today.  ❜ ❛  were you ever planning on telling me about all of this?  ❜ ❛  i wish i had another choice.  ❜ ❛  don't flatter yourself, a fifth-grader could've done this as well.  ❜ ❛  you're the most insufferable person i have ever met.  ❜ ❛  here, you look like you need this more than me right now.  ❜ ❛  oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game.  ❜ ❛  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ❜ ❛  alright, is there anything else we have to do before they arrive?  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  i wish we had more time together.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to leave just yet ... you could stay the night if you wanted to.  ❜ ❛  where are you taking me?  ❜ ❛  trust me, this is the last thing i want to do.  ❜ ❛  i need more time to think about what i want.  ❜ ❛  why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess.  ❜ ❛  i don't feel so good, i think i may be getting sick.  ❜ ❛  help me! please!  ❜

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3 stages of Andrew

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i noticed that the sunshine is a gaslight ; i’m hoping that this one might be my past life ! my lord, I know enough to get my facts right , and that’s good enough for me !

⠀⠀⠀Rules + About || Verses

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rules + about

ayoooo waddup tungle dot hell, welcome to my criiiib. here we've got, uhhhhhhh- funny cannibal incest nonsense. yeah. somethin' like that, anyways. like or reblog this post if you're interested, yeah?

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🚬!!

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NEW CHAPTER IN THE FUNNY CANNIBAL GAME SOON BAYBEEEEE-

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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 16

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"What do you do when you get home?"

"Have you ever killed anyone? I mean, have you ever got actual blood on your hands?"

"You do realise the risk if anyone sees us?"

"You haven't come here to bump him off, have you?"

"Really? I did that?"

"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"

"You look awfully serious. Is everything okay?"

"You're a killjoy, you know that?"

"You know who's behind this, don't you?"

"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"

"You're afraid of him, aren't you?"

"Don't you realise how ridiculous you seem?"

"How close to death do you want to get?"

"What do your parents think you're up to down here?"

"Do you know what the ultimate secret is?"

"Is this real, or some strange and twisted dream?"

"Why would I feel guilty about doing my job?"

"Are you making fun of me?"

"You've set up this whole operation without telling me?"

"I don't really have old man ear hair, do I?"

"What makes you think that I'm going to fall for that blatant manipulation?"

"Are you accusing me of covering up a crime?"

"So, there's no one special in your life right now?"

"Do you remember the first time you handcuffed me?"

"Is there not just one tiny part of you that wonders if I'm right?"

"Is this a trick question? What answer isn't going to have me sleeping on the couch tonight?"

"Do you ever think that maybe you're overreacting a teensy bit?"

"How come we always end up like this?"

"What's the next step? Do we escalate?"

"So, at this point, we have no human suspects?"

"Is there a problem?"

"Do you believe in God?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Since when did you ask permission to ask questions?"

"So, do you ever do anything for fun?"

"I've got to warn you, he's lacking in some of the social niceties."

"Can I see you again?"

"Are you having a breakdown?"

"Are you still getting the flashbacks?"

"Is my death so important to you?"

"I thought I told you to stay over there?"

"Maybe this is a sign?"

"But of course, you've heard me tell that story once or twice, haven't you?"

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thank GOD tumblr live is shutting down

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squats

what if andrew had cat ears

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choke ~ Jinx

choke - sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

"Hrghk - !" It doesn't take much for that chunk of food to come launching right out of Andrew's mouth, and he doubles over before lapsing into a fit of coughing. As far as he's come since being locked in an apartment to literally starve to death, he's still managed to keep some shred of greediness when it comes to his food.

...That is to say, he eats way too fast now.

"...Well, that's- kffh- khh- fffhhuckin' gross." There's a pause as he catches his breath, and he just sort of glances to the other who quite literally just saved his life. "Thanks. I never fancied a death caused by choking.

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actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

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oh god oh fuck he's a cat now oh shit oh jeez-

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"I'm sure that you'd like to bear witness to it, but I don't give out freebies to just anyone." Andrew lets out a small hum. "Anyways, even if you are a twunk, it's still a subclass of twink."

{{ L }} It's really easy with Bakugo.

" It changes everything, dumbass. The whole thing is twinks don't have muscle. " He knows from hours of 'research'. " Oh really? "

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"What, like that changes much? Please. I have some of that too." He's really pushing the buttons today, yesyes-

{{ L }} " I have visble muscle definition, you little shit. " So a twunk.