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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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POV you're apotheosis

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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Medical mystery 🦝🥤

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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i wanna go to the beach too

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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this popped up in my mind the second I saw the meme and I HAD to draw it

Also first tumblr post in starclan knows how long-

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new anime coming out:D

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an au where scourge stays in thunderclan aint that something special

i like to think that jayfeather and him would be a fun grumpy duo

also moral orel reference yayaya

EDIT: i completely forgot to check whether or not that name was already taken by a character😭😭😭 oops

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Am I alone in thinking that Spottedleaf would've been better as a big sister figure. I like to think she and Bluestar saw Redtail in him and almost used him as a surrogate

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comm for chamdoodle

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Thunder clan poster with all the cats from into the wild !!!!!!!!!!

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me, choosing the poses for this drawing: the leaders are sitting properly the deputies are doing whatever

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for softlywool 🌿

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firepaw and the old tired lady