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angsty tortured spocko my beloved (as told by textposts)

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i think i got the major ones

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

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oh my god finally I found it, the original audio

years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated

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An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

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there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

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all eyes on me in the center of the ring

(youtube)

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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

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Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

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Whispering Grass Smuzhka Raccoons, made by me. 18 cm high BJD dolls. 18 points of articulation + jointed tail. These One Of A kind fullsets are available on my site: https://wgrass.org/Shop#!/Forest-Dwellers/c/110123009

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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

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Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides

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I thought "Mitochondrial Eve" was more like 150,000 years ago?

I do not want to 'well actually' a good funny post but I do want WoT fandom to know that for reasons of Maths and Genetics, it's estimated that the most common recent ancestor of all humans on the planet now IRL may have lived as recently as 2000 years ago, and likely not significantly (order of magnitude) more than that. So it's extremely possible if not probable that if Rand has a direct ancestral lineage to Charn, Mierin Sedai's servant who lived approximately 3500 years before Rand, every single living Aiel does too.

It's also possible their most recent common ancestor was someone who lived slightly further back (so people would have multiple viewpoints on the end of the Age of Legends) but like. It's funnier to me actually if either he is literally just the MRCA of all Aiel or the MRCA is one of his direct descendants, because that means all the Clan Chiefs have memories of Mierin Sedai, and the comedy potential in this is huge.

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad