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Fabric study :)🤍

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Chai: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Peppermint: Y-you were putting it in COLD WATER?

Macaron: Chai. Answer the question, Chai!

Chai: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.

Kale: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Rekka: What the f- You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Roquefort: Why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL it?

Kale: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Rekka: It takes less than a minute!

Zanzo: Rekka, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN?

Chai, to Zanzo: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Zanzo: Like, seven minutes!

Rekka: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan.

Macaron, to Rekka: You’re putting the whole mug on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted…

LU-C1LLE: Every single person in this conference call is a fucking lunatic…

(Without warning, Mimosa crashes through her office whilst on the back of a QA-1M1L robot.)

Mimosa: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?

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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

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Puppy Crush

[Tapas / Patreon]

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@yeahitsak

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Found Milne’s tfcon art, loved how he drew Starscream’s expression here

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extreme size difference couples with one partner being too big to fit in a normal double bed and even then sinking into it and their partner slides next to them

ahahahaha

haha. I find that stuff super cute

is this a “draw the squad” thing? heck I’d like to see stuff like this. size difference is Great

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Guys one more month

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Text recounting of the full events below but oh my god please watch this person explain the wildest thing happening to them

[image text]r/trueoffmychest post by CptnSpaceCase

Today my aide cooked what should not be cooked

I have to get this out, because today feels like an actual nightmare I keep expecting to wake up from.

I'm disabled, and need help with stuff around the house. Today was the second day with a new agency and new home health aide, "Tina." I set it up so she would come by in the morning while I'm sleeping (insomnia is killer), and I texted her last night what I would need done today.

One of those things was to roast some precut squash I'd gotten so I could have it with my salads and pasta. I was very clear in my instructions: what it looked like, where it was in the fridge, how to use the oven, how to cook it. I also have a roommate who was up and told her she could ask them for help if she couldn't find anything. Or come get me if truly necessary.

Now, I have three pet ball pythons. They eat rats that I thaw from frozen in the fridge in a reusable plastic bag. Yes, that's where I'm going with this.

Tina couldn't find the squash, and so, obviously, that meant she should roast the first other thing she could see that was technically also encased in plastic, in a completely different area of the fridge. The FUCKING RATS. In butter and salt, in my nice baking dish.

And like, that's insane all on its own, but if you're going to cook any animal, you should at least clean and skin it first, right??? Like, do the crazy, disgusting thing properly so I can respect the effort, instead of sticking them in as is. Fur and guts and all.

And the smell. Good God baby Jesus the SMELL. It woke me up and had me gagging the moment I opened my bedroom door. Definitely not squash. Or food-smelling for that matter. At first I thought the squash had spontaneously rotted overnight and she'd tried to cook it anyway. That would have been slightly less insane and much preferable.

I had to pull it out of her what she was cooking instead when she said she couldn't find it (it was in plain sight), had to open the oven and see my snakes' dinners in place of my own and still couldn't process what the fuck was happening, what I was looking at and smelling. I don't like yelling at people and generally avoid it. Today was a day for exceptions. And at the end of my half-crazed, dissociative rant, I told her to get the whole dish and its contents and herself out of the fucking house. And to not come back.

Suffice to say, I've contacted the agency to report it and am requesting a new aide. Now I'm sitting at a cafe trying to calm down and eat something despite the scent memory that's taken up permanent residence and turning my stomach. The whole house reeks like musty, sewage-dipped pork that had been left out for a whole day before being cooked in rancid oil, and I'm not sure Febreeze is gonna cut it. I don't want to go home. 🫠😭

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One last stand.

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My hottest take is that every time ao3 goes down everyone loses their mind, the fact Trump do roll out something that impacts ao3 everyone is losing their mind.

And yet I know a majority of you are not leaving comments on the fics you read. The decline of comments unless fic gets insanely popular is there for all writers to see.

So actually no you don't get to whine about what about being able to read fanfics when you don't support the people who gave up their time and energy to give you those fics.

And we should all say it. Like for weeks that's all we have heard project 2025 will kill ao3 while not bothering to show authors you love their works?

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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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Vandelay Android FR-0G or "Jelly". Don't let her kawaii tsundere nature fool you, she's got legs ready to launch you into space