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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges

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I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

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pride and prejudice enjoyers when the main characters make choices based on both their pride and their prejudice

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good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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seeing posts that mention like '& heres the metric system measurement for all you LOSER europeans' is wild like you forgot like 5 entire continents who also primarily use the metric system

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can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺