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who else is up and has no friends and no lovers and no life and no purpose
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now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane
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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters
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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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i'll never be fully offline because online is where the awesome women thinkers from around the world congregate to share little details about their days and what they're interested in
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It's so fascinating when culture war weirdos get to the point where they can't express their enjoyment of something without first making up a guy who's sooooo mad at them for it and seething and coping soooo hard about it
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Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..
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“why are you so upset?” idk man. maybe bc i have i get super upset disorder
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can daddy be honest kitten, I don't think daddy was meant to survive through his first winter let alone be employed
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2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad :: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae
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2024 reading poll
DISCLAIMER: this is just for fun! Reading more or less says nothing about a persons intellect, life, or character!
also happy new year! May 2025 bring good books into our lives ✨️📚
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i think i suffered enough to be reasonably evil
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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