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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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seeing posts that mention like '& heres the metric system measurement for all you LOSER europeans' is wild like you forgot like 5 entire continents who also primarily use the metric system

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can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺

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All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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also the third house au together. i would honestly let them kill me

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yet again proof that daddy issues make u a people pleaser and mommy issues make u a sociopath

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they don't want you to know this but rereading books is not a waste of time and is actually even more fun than the first time around

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Im surrounded by people who are annoying and stupid and also people who are so much smarter and more hardworking than me and basically im going to die