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those kinktober rules banning dubcon or noncon fic but allowing cnc roleplay so long as the kink negotiation and aftercare is on screen is so funny to me. cnc roleplay but i morally disagree with noncon so we roleplay two people discussing and having cnc roleplay but within that roleplay of the roleplay we have to include a kink negotiation and discussion but to not be immoral there has to be discussion of the kink within the roleplay of the roleplay of the roleplay but in order to keep that above board we have to

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more of my all-time favorite Homestuck quotes.

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~Weird~ how some public health agencies are all of a sudden going back to "slow the spread" after pushing "you do you/let 'er rip!" for the past four years. Take this as a sign of how bad things are and how bad things are going to be. The pandemic never ended, the people who were supposed to protect you just stopped caring.

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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[S] Jade: Enter 🟢

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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i love turning off lights. no need for all that

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87469 is my one-time password for my online transaction. they told me not to share with anyone but idgaf