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make a choice texas

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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

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Adorned. Beautiful. Marvelous

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(original tweet)

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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Imagining this in the screaming voice of that adorable handsome strong explosions guy from Borderlands 2

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I am still a Degenbrecher simp

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Holy hell he works for Plankton

In terms of childhood, we have no childhood

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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

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got told I have a loveable soul and a slappable ass in the same breath

there is no greater mountain to climb

life has peaked

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Nat just told the dog to “go lay down” and then pointed at me and said the same thing…and I’m not gonna lie that did something to me

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WAIT 9/11 is tomorrow we have to bring back my favorite tweet

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I refuse to vote. It is still an unsolved question for me, as i fear the concept of both finiteness and infiniteness when it comes to the duration of my own life.

You immediately stop aging and become immune to disease and mortal injury. no secret "catch." it is permanent.

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AMONGST?????????

Through years of development and honing their character design ethos, Arknights has finally achieved the technology for smug fox Men

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Never trust a social media site that doesn't have weird furries