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dogboydistortionaladdict · 8 days ago
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Peak femboy fashion?
What makes you personally go humina humina awooga?
oh that's so easy. bigass oversized sweatshirt. no pants no underwear no nothing, just a massive sweatshirt that rides up while hes bouncing on your cock
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 13 days ago
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oh god dont forget the random shitty pleather garters and belts. abhorrent
literally the biggest reason why i cant jerk off to furry femboy porn is the outfits. a checkered cyan tennis skirt, purple arm/leg warmers AND a shitty black graphic crop top??? good GOD get off temu and get a fucking GRIP!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 13 days ago
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literally the biggest reason why i cant jerk off to furry femboy porn is the outfits. a checkered cyan tennis skirt, purple arm/leg warmers AND a shitty black graphic crop top??? good GOD get off temu and get a fucking GRIP!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 1 month ago
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I finished the main story in KCD2 three days ago but my mind never moved beyond this scene.
I’m so glad the devs made them canon.
(Edit: Adding the song I listened to for this piece)
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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jorking my shit silly style
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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"I'll be back. I promise you. And everything will be alright."
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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HENRY & HANS in KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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SPOILER ALERT FOR KCD2
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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how come girls never wear pup hoods
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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i forgot to put on deodorant and i keep sniffing myself and getting horny. i literally cant stop jerking off dudeee uughh why do i gotta smell so good
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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"i want a puppygirl to knot me" well i want to see him have a completely unregulated mental breakdown where hes screaming at the top of his lungs and sobbing and breaking everything and slamming his partners head into the mattress
the problem with my strain of freak is that i dont get turned on by physical shit. like here are my friends jerking off to vore and egg laying or whatever
and here i am popping a boner while thinking about a guy disassociating while getting plowed by someone who keeps telling him how much they hate him. do you get me
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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the problem with my strain of freak is that i dont get turned on by physical shit. like here are my friends jerking off to vore and egg laying or whatever
and here i am popping a boner while thinking about a guy disassociating while getting plowed by someone who keeps telling him how much they hate him. do you get me
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 2 months ago
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gay sex but its just me acting like a wounded dog and sobbing and theres no sex involved at all really
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 3 months ago
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edm makes me inexplicably horny
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 3 months ago
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aww man i mistyped. can someone suck me off about it
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 3 months ago
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the world is cold and evil but atleast we have hairy sweaty armpits. shootout to hairy sweaty armpits
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dogboydistortionaladdict · 3 months ago
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the world is cold and evil but atleast we have hairy sweaty armpits. shootout to hairy sweaty armpits
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