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HENRY & HANS in KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II

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SPOILER ALERT FOR KCD2

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how come girls never wear pup hoods

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i forgot to put on deodorant and i keep sniffing myself and getting horny. i literally cant stop jerking off dudeee uughh why do i gotta smell so good

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"i want a puppygirl to knot me" well i want to see him have a completely unregulated mental breakdown where hes screaming at the top of his lungs and sobbing and breaking everything and slamming his partners head into the mattress

the problem with my strain of freak is that i dont get turned on by physical shit. like here are my friends jerking off to vore and egg laying or whatever

and here i am popping a boner while thinking about a guy disassociating while getting plowed by someone who keeps telling him how much they hate him. do you get me

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the problem with my strain of freak is that i dont get turned on by physical shit. like here are my friends jerking off to vore and egg laying or whatever

and here i am popping a boner while thinking about a guy disassociating while getting plowed by someone who keeps telling him how much they hate him. do you get me

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gay sex but its just me acting like a wounded dog and sobbing and theres no sex involved at all really

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edm makes me inexplicably horny

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aww man i mistyped. can someone suck me off about it

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the world is cold and evil but atleast we have hairy sweaty armpits. shootout to hairy sweaty armpits

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the world is cold and evil but atleast we have hairy sweaty armpits. shootout to hairy sweaty armpits

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horny but also horrifically tired

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A cozy hug 🫶

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He’s not a morning person

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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

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dude im wearing a new home tshirt and its kinda dense and heavy and. i just took it off and put my hand against my armpit and theres fucking sweat RUNNING down it like there is LIQUID im so gross... on the plus side i smell nice

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h humps yyr leg...

aww does puppy need attention?? groping your butt and after pushing my hands underneath your shirt to squeeze you nice and hard so you hump more <3