doctorbilliam

[doctorbilliam]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[doctorbilliam]

[doctorbilliam]

They turned on the machine that makes you not want to do anything

[doctorbilliam]

why would you want to participate in no nut November? Love yourself. Cum every day. That's an order.

[doctorbilliam]

i wish that more people would accept that literally everyone is so different. what’s considered fun for one person might be torture for the other. just because it’s different from your preference doesn’t make theirs invalid or boring. people should respect that.

[doctorbilliam]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[doctorbilliam]

If I say something weird it's because I am weird

[doctorbilliam]

Let me click u

[doctorbilliam]

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[doctorbilliam]

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

[doctorbilliam]

Do you have a hobby?

self destruction 

[doctorbilliam]

you are an animal. you are an event. you are one decision away

[doctorbilliam]

I thought about you today and yesterday and the day before that.

[doctorbilliam]

hey, if you’re not busy later can i come over and melt into you?

[doctorbilliam]

no i don’t wanna talk about my problems can you tell me how bad you wanna fuck me again though

[doctorbilliam]

You’re someone’s dream person btw.

[doctorbilliam]