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none of those words are in the voynich manuscript

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I'm team 2 in 1 shampoo and body wash btw. what's a conditioner.

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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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For this round, I bring you:

Man, the orbital station grandma polycule is gonna be pissed.

.... @orteil42 is this cookie clicker spoilers?

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Watch out I’m about to go spend $15 on milk.

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have you ever been stung by a bee?

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just walked past a guy whose shirt said PLINY THE ELDER huge across the back like a jersey

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I finally (got help) slapping Wordpress into shape and Runaway to the Stars is now releasing as a public webcomic! Thank you so much for your support over the years, and sticking with me while I'm slowly chewing my way through this book. I'm very excited to share this story! It'll be updating every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday thanks to the massive Patreon backlog. Patreon will continue to update as I finish pages, which happens on a sporadic non-schedule.

If you experience bugs with the site report them to me. Some things may occasionally break, as coding problems tend to be a very "whack-a-mole" affair; and I'm still getting used to the interface.

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honestly i think we should bring back 'thursday. what a concept.' in 2024

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in the hey days of #scams there was a psa ran by my municipality saying you should save everyone as their full name so if your phone were to be stolen scammers couldn’t just easily go into your contacts to find “mom” or “dad” to ask for wiring money. it’s a habit I keep until this day, but maybe that’s weird?

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

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Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together