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#one of hogfather's pov characters is a woman#honestly i don't read that many books with just one pov though
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many times i have read the word lynchian but i feel like some people are using it in the same vein as kafkaesque (as in, lastname based word that tumblr has decided sounds funny) to the point that i barely feel like i know what anyones talking about. whats something that you actually consider lynchian
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hey does anyone have the video where the guy says "i shall see you on august 19th" and throws a dvd
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gonna be taking a break from tumblr for a bit, see y'all in a couple weeks probably
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i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
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This week on Runaway to the Stars: Gooooood morning, Shikaviil Port! Time to party, it’s the weekend! (And Eid-al-Fitr). There is a giant rat hidden on both of the two-page spreads. Catch up with pages on runawaytothestars.com! Read ahead on Patreon!
#i am once again asking you to read runaway to the stars#look at all the sleepies. how can you not love this#runaway to the stars#rtts
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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
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I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world
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this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one
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there's something wierdly visceral and asexually horny about the Icelandic language
As soon as I make sense of what "asexually horny" means in this context I'll get back to you on whether I agree or not
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Me last night: Time to get some real work done! (makes this and then passes out)
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#yeah it's. really that simple#fucking vote#you're not voting for who you like#you're voting for who'll be easier to fight#important shit
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Do you know a character that has the same name as you?
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