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Spending time with you is a calculated risk and oh boy am I bad at math

yeah well you do perfectly fine counting the yuri in the mines

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I thought my laptop was running slow, so I opened it just to see if I could find a problem and uh yeah. that's a problem.

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meeeeeeee

"my son turned out fine"

ma'am, your daughter forcefems twinks she plays chess with in her free time

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don't worry, the twink was bad at chess too

"my son turned out fine"

ma'am, your daughter forcefems twinks she plays chess with in her free time

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"my son turned out fine"

ma'am, your daughter forcefems twinks she plays chess with in her free time

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I am an enlightened specimen you execrable champion of the fiend, herald of the end times, harbinger of abominable omens!

There's a certain level of emotional fulfillment from farming a gay twink for yuri through making him beg that you not checkmate him that I'm not sure the cis mind can comprehend

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There's a certain level of emotional fulfillment from farming a gay twink for yuri through making him beg that you not checkmate him that I'm not sure the cis mind can comprehend

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anyone else wanna play chess with me :3

Never play chess with a transfem ever. I made that mistake and it started off all fun and games but then she took my queen in like 5 moves and the rest of the game was her toying with me and me begging her not to kill me, I had to send her yuri on tumblr like every turn so she would spare me, in the end I survived because I was able to send enough to the point where she ran out of time; I may have not lost the game but I did lose dignity. Stay safe out there people.

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I can double jump!!!!!!!

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art by Lil_Sammy89 on twitter!!

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yk sometimes i have moments where i stop and reflect on what ive done in the past and im like "waow, im gay as FUCK". like im already aware im a massive lesbian but ill still be like wtf i did that thats reallyyyyyy gay

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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From wikipedia: "instructing every federal agency to cease all programs that promote the concept of sex and gender transition "at any age", stopping their federal funding, and declaring that any hospital or healthcare provider participating in it will no longer meet federal health and safety standards for Medicaid and Medicare, terminating them from the program. Creating ways to sue physicians who have performed those procedures, and directing the DOJ to investigate pharmaceutical companies and hospitals to determine whether they have covered "horrific long-term side-effects of 'sex transitions' to get rich at the expense of vulnerable patients" and whether they have illegally marketed hormones and puberty blockers." To anyone saying that Trump and the far right will stop at minors (which is already bad enough), or that they'll stop at "transgenderism" (which is evil, and terrifies me as a trans woman), I hope his own words make it clear. He will make *your* life a living hell, and he will do it because he needs an enemy to target his fascist agenda against. Sure, voting won't stop the genocide in Palestine, it won't end capitalism, and the world will still have a lot of issues. But lets be real, what are you really doing? Stop with the hypermoralist holier than thou bullshit and go out and do something at least somewhat useful in stopping fascism instead of sitting online.

Whatever happens, two things remain true: 1. Trump might be distancing himself from Project 2025, but his Agenda 47, which is on his website, is basically the same thing. 2. Third party voting is useless without ranked choice voting; it's mathematically impossible to elect a third party candidate. DO NOT SPLIT THE VOTE.

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I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is

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I hope they attack him more

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shit so thats why that was happening

We need more dark and whimsical spells. Sometimes it's one of those days that can only really be improved by cursing someone's bloodline so that all their decendants cannnot see the letter "S" and then putting them through situations that require them to recognize it, letting them realize that there is a fundemental gap between their comprehension and the world's comprehension; and nothing they can do will be able to allow them to fully understand and frankly that's an ok and valid need.