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i'm just imagining dan and phil sitting down to write their silly little fanfictions for tabinof and when they're done they trade computers to read each others and phil goes. jesus fucking christ

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phannies in line for the m&g

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i think i only said this in tags but i genuinely think i cooked when i said that the hard launch DID happen — fifteen years ago, when neither of them knew just how many eyes would end up on them. people knew back then! a big reason why the phandom was so sure of their relationship is their tweets and formsprings and askfm questions! they were the most annoying couple you know in 2009!

when you compare this current era to 2009/2010 it starts to feel less like brand new territory and more like a return to an old way of interacting with the world at large. this is pure speculation on my part but i do think that, for d&p, a lot of the past year has been about accepting and loving not only the past 15 years and the audience/creator dynamic that developped for better and for worse, but also accepting that there is a REASON people knew about them, and that reason is that they told us. I keep going back to it but: did you miss the memo? we know you know. did you miss the memo?

the more i think about it the more "they act like they did hard launch without having actually done it" feels both more and less accurate. they ARE acting like they hard launched. because they're more than aware that, for all intents and purposes, they did. over a decade ago. it was the most fun they ever had!

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Starting a conspiracy theory that Hank Green was the celebrity who asked Dan and Phil for a threesome

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Sometimes you just have to sit back and let the tears well up in your eyes over how fucking funny and preposterous it is that we are in a community where our rpf talks back to us and pathologizes and corrects us about our fanfic headcanons

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is anyone else afraid

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you loooove him

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feeding each other on main

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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mad at them so im posting this💔💔

pt. 4??

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listen i am not actually on wedding hill but i do find it extremely fascinating the way they roll their eyes and say ‘when will you lot stop with the marriage stuff’ and then they just. keep making wedding references

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i was going to go to sleep but these r breathtaking the ppl need to see

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Yall 😭😭😭😭😭

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This is like the opposite of "we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe". It's more like "we saw you from across the bar and talked about your bad vibes behind your back but you noticed and went home crying"

OH MY GOD SJHWUWHEHWUSKSJRH THIS IS HILARIOUS WHAT

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hey guys, what the FUCK? I’m gonna need sister Daniel to cleanse my entire brain the way none of my thoughts are holy

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during the yap bit. phil thought someone said coincidence. and dan like doubles over laughing so fondly and touches his shoulder and looks at him SO fondly it’s so much worse in real life and is like “phil they said kinks” anyway phil decided to talk about coincidences anyway. and wound up bringing up sam the surfer. and dan was sooo eyeroll about it and then he was like “maybe you and him were actually twin flames and im just GETTING IN THE WAY” AND LIKE. RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN HOMOTRON?! then phil was like maybe he and sam have a red string of fate connecting them and dan was like -_- and then. he asked dan what coincidence would make HIM be like “wow!” but he was like Waow and dan doubles over laughing again and is like Sorry. say that again. and phil goes Waow again. it was insane. it was so cute. im like frantically pacing our hotel room trying to report this

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Dan trying to walk back how brilliant he thinks Phil is years later. He can't, by the way.